human self

A very loose and generally uncontrollable individual, often named ‘Michael’, momentarily reconnecting with one’s true internal identity and showing respect for other human beings.

Michael, can you please stop acting like a total fuck-wit and just be your ‘human self!’

by Enigme December 1, 2021

BBG Selfie

AKA "BeerBracketGirls" Selfie.

A selfie taken while drinking your choice of beverage. This photo is then distributed to friends to show how you are enjoying life. BBG Selfie is not limited to individuals, it can be taken as a group and/or encouraged to include your pets drinking too.

"Hey, drink your beer so we can take a BBG Selfie!"
Dan got the whole bar to take a BBG Selfie.

Greg sent me a BBG Selfie, even the dog, Stevie, was drinking her PupLight.

by BeerBracketGirls August 22, 2023

Circle jerk selfie

An individual who is able to orally and anally pleasure oneself independently simultaneously

Bro check out that hottie panting to that circle jerk selfie!

by Kurt breezy December 24, 2013

Love Train Selfie

An unnecessary selfie that one takes to show that they're "paying it forward" while still getting the glory from their friends

I was doing a philanthropic event but I wanted the whole world to know how awesome I was so I posted a love train selfie

self centered
pay it backward
poser

by That other old guy June 8, 2016

supremacy of self

power over myself

I belive in this method supremacy of self

by Brandi m dukes September 2, 2017

Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper

It’s when you produce a turd of such perfection that it slides right past the U-bend & out of sight, leaving not a trace of poop on the tissue.

Oh my gosh, you’ll never believe; I just did a Ghosty Subway Self-Wiper. It was unbelievably smooth!

by Wonkinson May 18, 2023

go ahead with your bad self

Go ahead with your bad self

Go ahead with your bad self

by anonymous September 15, 2020