Russian Johnson

A sex act where the male applies ice cubes to his genitalia, bathes it in vodka, and then proceeds to skull fuck the other participant

“Yo I gave Rachel an awesome Russian Johnson last night”

by PoopPantz December 10, 2020

Russian Roasted

Spit roasting Russian person

And then he Russian roasted me and I squirted everywhere

by Brontë Shande the legend October 27, 2020

Russian Cocaine

Mixture of Black Caviar and cocaine that is snorted off of pussy of sexy bitch

It’s almost 2:00 pm where is Vlad with the Russian Cocaine, my bitches pussy is dripping wet and my nose anticipates this.

by Misha420 December 25, 2020

Russian Tornado

A Russian Air Bender Bends Some Vodka In A Tornado Formation Down A Womens Wet Pussy As Fast As He Can.

Dude I Gave That Hot Russian fire Bender a Russian Tornado last night.

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021

Russian harmonica

Sexual act that involves a simultaneous “rim job” and “blow job”. Performed on one receiving partner.

I asked her and her friend did they know how to play the Russian harmonica.

by curt coldbain April 6, 2021

russian wait

When you waited for 3 or fewer seconds before deciding you waited unacceptably long, and leave.

Retail employee: "Why did you leave, I said I would be right back?"
Customer: "I waited, and then left."
R: "I was only gone for 5 seconds though."
C: "It was a Russian wait."

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021

Russian weight

The weight gain caused by binge drinking alcohol, especially when the beverage of choice is vodka.

I just got back from Oktoberfest. It looks like I put on some Russian weight.

by procersapientiae April 15, 2021