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UNO Reverse Card

The ultimate card that will always be effective upon usage to a living and non living being.

This card is currently the most devastating weapon out there.

The speciality of this card:
• It will 1000% reverse the acts of what the living/non living being are doing to you.
• It has no expire date as long as it's in good condition
• For this item to take it's action, it will react in an instant, in fact, even if an atom bomb is right above your head and you pull out the UNO Reverse Card, it will instantly ricochet to where it originally was.
Cashier: "That'll be $420 and 69¢"
Me: pulls out UNO Reverse Card "Not today sir!"
Cashier: "Aw man, you got me there. Alright, next!"
by Cheese Broccoli Pizza April 30, 2020
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Reverse step kids

Janet: my ex husband is having a baby with his new wife, that means little Emily will be a big sister, and I’ll have some reverse step kids.
by nutella137 July 16, 2020
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Reverse Robin Hood

During a threesome a woman jerks off man, takes his cum in her mouth and then spits it on the 2nd person’s dick/vagina.
Wow John, we should reverse robin hood with David tonight, it’d be swell.
by Kinkromo August 7, 2020
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Reverse Bidet

The exact polar opposite of a bidet; instead of being sprayed with a stream of fresh water from your toilet, you spray your toilet with a high-pressure stream of hot diarrhea.
1. I painted my girlfriends toilet with a Reverse Bidet.

2. Never lift the seat after a Reverse Bidet.
by SpankyJones September 3, 2020
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Reverse Spit

“ I’m going to do a reverse spit. That’s the way the cool kids say get a drink“
by Grammar National Socialist October 10, 2020
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Reverse Rudolph

A Reverse Rudolph is when a person sits on a toilet so that they can simultaneously take a shit and do a line of cocaine off the tank lid. The etymology is derived from the red nose that occurs from both the effect of cold weather, and cocaine abuse.
“I think the guy in the bathroom was doing a Reverse Rudolph!”
by Miami_Ski_Team October 17, 2020
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National Reverse Cowgirl Day

November 22nd is the one day only that women must do reverse cowgirl
by bigboppo November 22, 2020
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