Red Lantern

A creepy male who hits on young girls or creepily makes contact with younger girls.

"that guy was staring at you for so long, he's SUCH a red lantern"

by jb71197 July 28, 2012

red tomato

A condition where during long anal intercourse, a person's anal tissues become so loose to where when the penis pulls out. The anal tissue pulls out as well. The result leaves a (somewhat) permanent bulge of tissue in the middle of the ass, resembling a ripely picked red tomato.

"My boyfriend spent so long fucking me in the ass last night, that I now have a 'red tomato' that will take weeks to heal!"

by HydrogenPyroxideTitties December 9, 2017

Red Dye

Wine. More specifically red wine. More than likely it's high quality red wine.

Guy 1: Hey wanna get a drink?

Guy 2: Nah man, I got a monster hangover yesterday. I still can't see straight!

Guy 1: I'll make sure we get some of that red dye!

Guy 2: Well it is for a good cause...

by Midgetyman567 February 2, 2009

red lightsaber

A Youtube video with significantly more dislikes than likes. This creates a likes/dislikes bar with a short green bar with a longer red bar, resembling a lightsaber with a green handle and red plasma blade.

Person #1: Have you seen that music video Friday?
Person #2: Nope, I don't watch red lightsabers.

by thecooltodd December 5, 2012

Red Bull

Life juice.

I drank five Red Bulls man, I'm alive

by ayyhoe May 7, 2020

Red Leviathus

noun. A middle aged homosexual with a liking of bondage.

Look at him, he's a Red Leviathus if ever i saw one.

by Adam Ridgway February 21, 2004

Red Wings

although it is believed to be involving oral sex it actually refers to the bloody smears on the front of the thighs and groin after having sex with a woman on her period.

"she was on the rag, but i didnt care, i learned to fly with my red wings"

by privacy blocked September 28, 2008