A sex god who knows how to perfectly pound the living shit out of you, and make you cum three times in one night.
Jimbob isn't huge, but he fucks like a champ. He's a certified pump king;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
Did you hear Jimbob is single now? Omg I've always wanted to fuck him. Billy says he's a pump king;
Jimbob pounded the fuck out of my prostate for an hour and a half last night. I literally orgasmed three times;
I'm usually a size queen, but eventhough he's not 8 inches, he's a certified pump king, so I can't let him go;
My bf is toxic, but he's a pump king, so we've been together for 4 years;
by DictionaryCrab February 19, 2023
Get the pump king mug.An object that hangs on or near the pumpernickel. Usually used in bed for sexual pleasure from uncles. Mostly uncles with common and cringe names such as Kenny.
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by Pumper2000 September 22, 2023
Get the Pump and slump mug.No she didn't let me hit it, but she did given me a good ole' fashioned hammer pump, so at least I slept well.
by N. VonBachbeater September 20, 2006
Get the hammer pump mug.1. to operate or move by an up-and-down or back-and-forth action with one leg raised; much like a flamingo (an aquatic bird having very long legs and neck and pinkish to scarlet plumage)
2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
2. a seductive dance move involving thrusting of the pelvic area while balancing on one leg
by SealCaller2010 June 3, 2010
Get the Flamingo Pump mug.A term used to describe a man who cannot hold out during sex; a term used to describe a man who only lasts a 'couple pumps' before reaching orgasm during sex or fooling around.
Friend #1: Dude, I totally got laid last night.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
Friend #2: Don't sound so proud of yourself, we all know you're a couple pump chump.
by weezey! May 13, 2010
Get the couple pump chump mug.When you go to a gas station with a long line. Commonly Costco or Sam's Club, and you move from one line to another thinking you will get the the pumps faster. When In reality it can take you longer, but few times help. Happens more and more with higher gas prices
Look at that guy playing Gas Pump Tetris. To bad he has been at it for five minutes now.
This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!
This line is taking forever. Wait that line is moving (drives over to the pump) Sweet I won a game of Gas Pump Tetris!
by The even better half November 16, 2011
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