That girl with long brown hair who is really small and skinny. She loves food, especially her jagabee potato chips. Don't mess with her, or she will bite you. Jk she's super cute. But still,
A human that becomes a potato that rolls around screaming and sprouts arms and legs at one point. The cure is to eat five peanuts every day for 360 days. When becoming a potato, eat that human fast before they reproduce and try to kill you with their mini potato children.
Mother: Omg! My son is a potato! Doctor help what do I do?
Doctor: Eat him, it’s too late he has the abusive potato syndrome.