by SmashMe February 4, 2020
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"Wait Jim is that a pork sword? It is so massive."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
"Thanks Matt, it's been in the family for many generations."
by True_Gamer69 April 11, 2020
Get the Pork Sword mug.When you have a fat bitch suck the glazed donuts off of your erect penis. It is important to stipulate the brand of donut does not matter as long as the donut is glazed and so is the fat bitch
Me and My homie where discussing last nights events when the subject of Darrel fat girlfriend giving me a glazed pork sword came to light.
by Dingdonkkingkong November 23, 2020
Get the Glazed pork sword mug.Holy fuck, did you see that sweet sweet pulled pork twinkie at the orgy last night? I pity the guy that has to clean that up.
by Princ3Rufio June 25, 2020
Get the pulled pork twinkie mug.During sexual intercourse the female coats the guys cock in solidified bacon grease as he stick bacon up her vagina then proceeds to make her eat it while in up side down doggy stile on the phone with her fiance.
I called my horny one night fling a pork monster after they answered their fiance call during our little secret
by Malikhyi magnum August 4, 2020
Get the pork monster mug.When a nude male, vigorously hip thrusts forward and back. His semi-hard penis loudly,
"slaps" their lower under belly.
This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.
It is very animalistic.
"slaps" their lower under belly.
This is usually accompanied by howling, hooting and a wildly contorted set face.
It is very animalistic.
When Jack got out of the shower saw his mate and started pork slapping. She got wet from 3 feet away.
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