by GasMaskOverdrive March 22, 2017
A poor person whose only belongings are a lighter and their own feces. To survive the cold season, they melt their own poo in yesterdays frying pan still containing some smeary pasta remains.
After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
After the melting process, the fluid gets shock-fried in the near river. After some days of drying, the poo is ready to get burned to generate heat.
by faglord-thereal March 08, 2012
by xXx_BluCrabRDyin_XxX March 06, 2016
The description of a female's poo chute that is readily accesible by any person and/or object. The girl easily offers up backdoor entry and has logged hundreds of hours being penetrated in the stinky O-ring.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Guys who venture into a girl's Poo Lagoon usually leave smelling of 'aged' fecal matter and crusted smagma, but return for more often because the girl enjoys this type of anal recreation.
Frederick wasn't sure of how freaky Carla was until he ended up knee deep in her Poo Lagoon at the end of the night in his dad's Oldsmobile. He was pounding away at her backdoor until he couldn't stand the smell of the burnt turds and bubblegum. He then proceeded to Donkey Punch her until exploded poo and semen all over the steering wheel and dashboard.
His dad never let him use the car again...
His dad never let him use the car again...
by e-rips January 22, 2007
The warnings given to you by your anus telling you that a shit is coming. Signs are subtle at first but eventually increase in volume and odor until you finally sit down on that toilet. Pre-Poo commonly occurs after a hard night of partying and drinking extensive amounts of beer and more often than most occurs in uncomfortable places like theme parks, business meetings, in school, and your girlfriends house. Pre-Poo, if not treated, will only get worse. Advanced stages can result in immense pain truly terrible smells.
"Dude is Drew o.k? He's clutching his stomach."
"Man that nigga got some bad Pre-Poo goin on. He need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it's gonna be bad."
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"Hey dude how was last night?"
"My God I had Pre-Poo so bad that when I left her house I let it out as i was getting in my car, practically shit myself."
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"I drank so much beer last night. The Pre-Poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning."
"Man that nigga got some bad Pre-Poo goin on. He need to hit up dat toilet soon, or it's gonna be bad."
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"Hey dude how was last night?"
"My God I had Pre-Poo so bad that when I left her house I let it out as i was getting in my car, practically shit myself."
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"I drank so much beer last night. The Pre-Poo hit me when my man bear of a dad gave me a hug for graduating highschool in the morning."
by I a n W September 01, 2009
The best person ever born she is so amazing and loving and caring but love her back and be just as good to her as she is to you
My lovely Lillie poo
by bigbadD May 12, 2014
When you can feel that you are going to have to poop later on in the day, and you can just feel it brewing up in your gut.
by MelDogg July 14, 2008