Owen Raymond Pole

A fine piece of ass

Owen Raymond Pole is so fucking gay it's unbelievable how retarded he is

by UrMothersBitch December 2, 2020

Pole Smoker

Someone who sucks dick. Slobs the knob, tonsil tickler.

Joey Villarreal is a pole Smoker.

by Joeysucksfleshcigars March 10, 2018

gods pole

The biggest blackest dick known to man kind.

I was with this guy last nite and he had a gods pole.

by Sirpoptart September 12, 2016

Totem pole

The act of sitting down on someone who is already using the toilet in order to simultaneously poop in a single commode.

Dude, we're going to have to totem pole it if you want to poop right now, the burritos from last night have my ass glued to the seat...

by larryco June 30, 2016

pole gazer

Pronounced: Pohl gay-zer.

-Adverb.

Pole gazes
Pole gazed
Pole gazing.
The compulsion to stare fixedly at the convex protrusion an individuals groin area creates from genitalia protuberance.

You can't take Kelley anywhere, she is such a pole gazer!! Always staring at their bulge like they don't notice!!

by Ravyn Monroe September 29, 2021

Jelly Pole

A pretty cool dude. If you come across someone with the name JP that goes by Jelly Pole, you know you're coming across a sex god. (I would recommend tapping that, if possible.)

Chick #1: "Hey, do you know that guy over there? He's smokin'."
Chick #2: "If I'm not mistaken, I think he goes by Jelly Pole."
Chick #1: "Why?"
Chick #2: "I hear he's quite the catch!"

by Rad!04ct!v3 December 8, 2013

swing on pole

To play around on a pole and swing is showing a dirty mind set , saying your single and ready to mingle

I like to swing on poles

Hey look at that pole over there I'm going to go swing on it

by Swing on pole May 16, 2017