ass pirate 

A homo who raids others' assholes with no warning while saying "ARRRgh"

Hey dude, remember Chris, that fucking ass pirate?

ass pirate by Chotedog May 4, 2005

slimey pirate 

When a man reaches his climax into a partners eye, thus forcing the recipient to shut their eye to avoid the harsh burning sensation.

Oh my gosh, Norm gave me the biggest slimey pirate last night, I thought for sure I would need to wear an eye patch today!

slimey pirate by stank mofo nutz July 24, 2003

invisible pirate 

A Pirate take on the Surprise Sex sexual move where "ya slide outta the mists like a ship at night, ya come along side her as she slumbers, then ya lay into her with cannons blazing guns firing and before she has time to react, ya disappear back into the night from whence ya came".

"Arrr. When i got home me wench was asleep on the couch, so i invisible pirated her and was out of harms way before she could bring about her long guns."

invisible pirate by MN crew May 19, 2008

Happy pirate 

Someone that enjoys a angry pirate

Lauren is a happy pirate, she can't get enough of the angry pirate

Happy pirate by Ipk18 January 23, 2014

The Rowdy Pirate 

You're doing a girl doggy style, then you pull out and spit on her back, making her think you came. Then you shoot in her eye and she covers it with one hand like a patch, and gets up to tell at you. You kick her in the shin and make her hop around on one leg like a pirate while she says "ARRRRR"

I gave some girl the rowdy pirate and she still called me back the next day! Zander!

The Rowdy Pirate by Zander S October 14, 2008

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp 

The deadliest being in the universe. Its complex brain-eating, ninja star throwing, universe traveling, Arg-saying, robotic wrangling skills are unstoppable... Plus, its super. It's like a fusion of Chuck Norris + Goku super saiyen 3 + Domo + Dracula + The Hulk + Fergie. Sometimes abbreviated as SZNSPRCV.

Person 1: "HOLY SHIT!"

Person 2: "WHAT?!"

Person 1: "I thought I just saw a Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp!!!

Person 2: "RUNNN!!!!!"

Super zombie ninja space pirate robo-cowboy vamp by DriftingNick April 6, 2010

wobbly pirate 

When getting oral sex from a girl or a guy, right before ejaculation, pull out and ejaculate in her/his eye. When she or he stands up while still being blinded in one eye, kick her/him in the opposite shin.

Girl: "Hey Janet! What's with the black eye? And why on earth are you limping?"

Janet: "Steve did the wobbly pirate on me last night."

Girl: "Oh, that Steve."

wobbly pirate by MNB 539 March 29, 2005