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phanooter

A rotting vaginal cavity, that in time creates an odor so unbearable it will cause instant paralysis. It may also contain the incredible ability to make men homosexual.
Easy MaXXX's phanooter is the sole reason manly-man Jimmy turned homosexual, causing us great grief.
by Chris Flint May 20, 2004
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phantom flatulence

Farts with questionable origin or cause. Not to be confused with the source of the gas (i.e. your butt, your friend's butt).
Damn! Where's all this phantom flatulence coming from?? I already went to the bathroom today!
by jWizzle & jShizzle October 23, 2005
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phoogle

To phone someone in order to have that person look up something on the internet for you.
I don't know what Christian Bale's first movie either. Let's phoogle Kevin and find out.
by ozMKE August 10, 2006
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phlegmboyant

an over exaggerated 'phlegmy' cough; a cough associated with much acting to make the cough seem worse than it really is
*After somebody flails around while coughing*
Wow, that was very phlegmboyant!
by Cory Angen May 15, 2007
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photo-imposer

One who sneaks into the background of a person or group of people posing for a picture, usually making a face or picking their nose, totally unbeknownst to the photographer.

Sometimes, the savvy photo-imposer will even squeeze in with a group of friends posing for a *guest phtographer.
Guy showing off pictures at work- "Here we are in New York, see the Statue of Liberty behind us?"
Co-worker- "Yeah, but whos that guy next to you scratching his nuts?"

Bill: Here we are at Joe's party, what a blast!
Dave: Who the hell is the guy next to you putting his tounge in your ear???
Bill: Damn photo-imposer, Janet said he grabbed her ass during the picture.
by topsidejoe October 1, 2007
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philly mud flap

fuck someone in the ass and get shit on your condom and you take the condom off and slap them in the face with it
when i got done fucking Madonna i gave that bitch the philly mud flap.
by spanky30 November 25, 2007
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phantom stranger

When someone who has recently lost a hand or arm mimicks, or claims to feel, the act of giving himself a stranger.
Since Ron lost his jacking hand in a horrible gardening accident he has caught himself engaging in giving himself a phantom stranger.
by Dizpatso April 21, 2008
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