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Robert Pattinson

1) Sweet young guy who is usually prettier than the women around him

2)Cute young guy that needs and craves to be treated like the cum hungry, cock crazy, ass loving fuck pig that he is!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'd like to pound that Robert Pattinson's butthole into submission with my Dick of Death, and fill his sphincter with my hot JIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!OH YEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!(Anyone got a tissue?)
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PANTiPOLE 

n. A penis, duh? You can utilize a pantipole when attracting a mate or avoiding them.
I stuck my PANTiPOLE in her SCHUPii!
PANTiPOLE by SHit Tooth STU June 12, 2008

Panties2 

Amazing artist, puts the FA-Art forum to shame. Thats not hard to do though
"pmg panties willz u bear my children"
Panties2 by c0bra August 21, 2004

partick osborne

Is obsessed with Amy Cuneo, watches the O.C., thinks he has a bunch of friends when really he's one of the most unliked persons there is, he is terrible at basketball, he would give Dr. Dre head if he got the chance, and he has a pair of shoes to go with every t-shirt he owns but he wears the same jeans and sweat shirt to school every day.
Pat must have a vagina instead of a penis because he watches the O.C.
partick osborne by A. Torti May 8, 2005
A story or fact that is so untrue or fabricated that even the person informing you is unaware of how untrue it is and will "swear" that it is in fact true. It isn't, it is a lie.
That's a Pattism
Pattism by ytrewq1234 June 1, 2011

pattihis 

Kyriakis: Wow your ass look nice

Woman in couple: thank you

Kyriakis: Ehmm. I wasn't talking to you

Man in the couple: Mykonos is full of gay.They are all pattihis
pattihis by jiminthe mix August 6, 2011

Pattillo 

Someone who talks about politics too much.
Shut up Jack you Pattillo!
Pattillo by I'mnotjoking March 28, 2016