by stendhalismo November 9, 2005
Get the parade wave mug.Adults who string words together, then turn them into acronyms (see LGBTQIA) to give their movement a sense of seriousness and legitimacy. The main ritual of this amalgamation of people is marching forward, resembling all relevant characteristics of a funeral procession (except the dead guy - uh, oh, I mean 'person' ) A common attribute found among the members of this movement is the belief that making yourself look different means you're different. The foundation of the movement is what its members find attractive enough for sexual inter-course. The main symbol adopted by this group is the rainbow color palette, which eventually amounts to a blank paper-white - so much for being different. The movement is yet to come up with a catchy slogan ( LGBTQIA doesn't really lend itself to chanting.)
I could give a few suggestions for a Pride parade slogan (or a catchphrase) : 'We're here and we're queer! ', 'Pride is right! Pride is right!', 'We walk, we talk, we'll screw with whoever we want!'
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An extremely boring and poorly constructed paragraph about a personal adventure. Often peppered with internet acronyms such as "LOL" in an effort to raise the interest levels from absolute zero to just above.
A badly thought through personal bloggers paragraph about their latest "adventure". Often so boring as to appear only 2-3 times after telling everyone they've started a personal blog then to disappear into the void following a complete lack of interest from peers and friends. In some cases paraventures can lead to premature death from loneliness or worse, facebook defriending and social network rejection or "hiding" by peers.
Paraventure's are typically about as mentally stimulating as the feeling in ones legs after the spinal chord has been severed just above the waistline.
A badly thought through personal bloggers paragraph about their latest "adventure". Often so boring as to appear only 2-3 times after telling everyone they've started a personal blog then to disappear into the void following a complete lack of interest from peers and friends. In some cases paraventures can lead to premature death from loneliness or worse, facebook defriending and social network rejection or "hiding" by peers.
Paraventure's are typically about as mentally stimulating as the feeling in ones legs after the spinal chord has been severed just above the waistline.
Day 1: Today I started my blog!! Yay!! Aren't cat's great ?
Day 2: Put away my socks after too on in the dryer. Urgh! Static made it slightly harder to fold them properly. Mum helped me out tho but its a bit embarrassing that I still live at home LOL! Note to self: must get a job and move out! LOL!
Day 3: Can't think of anything interesting so I'll just post a link to something out of a newpaper about cat food and the latest hollywood pet trend about newts. LOL !
Day 4: Here's a picture of a kitten I found. Isn't it cute!
Day 5: Blog hits are doing down. Thinking of starting another one. Any ideas ? LOL ? Anyone ?
Day 6: Noticed I've been defriended by most of my facebook chums. Urgh! LOL!!
Day 17: This is John's mum. He hasn't been around for days. If anyone knows his whereabouts please comment here.
Day 45: This is John's mum again. Did John have any friends or tell anyone he was going away ? We're really worried!! What does LOL mean ?
Day 56: FS! Jailbroken Iphone 4 Only $25.69 see www.tinyurl.ccc/28h3h/zeus/hack! FREE STUFF! LIMITED OFFER!
Day 2405: This blog has been terminated due to redirections to malicious malware sites.
The flip side: the rest of society:
Paraventure's are great aren't they? It keeps the bores off the street and out of the pubs as they cook up their next mind numbing paraventure. Keep wifi out of pubs campaign 2011: no proto-novellists, bloggers, or people who dont want to converse in person thank you. Anyone fancy a pint ?
Day 2: Put away my socks after too on in the dryer. Urgh! Static made it slightly harder to fold them properly. Mum helped me out tho but its a bit embarrassing that I still live at home LOL! Note to self: must get a job and move out! LOL!
Day 3: Can't think of anything interesting so I'll just post a link to something out of a newpaper about cat food and the latest hollywood pet trend about newts. LOL !
Day 4: Here's a picture of a kitten I found. Isn't it cute!
Day 5: Blog hits are doing down. Thinking of starting another one. Any ideas ? LOL ? Anyone ?
Day 6: Noticed I've been defriended by most of my facebook chums. Urgh! LOL!!
Day 17: This is John's mum. He hasn't been around for days. If anyone knows his whereabouts please comment here.
Day 45: This is John's mum again. Did John have any friends or tell anyone he was going away ? We're really worried!! What does LOL mean ?
Day 56: FS! Jailbroken Iphone 4 Only $25.69 see www.tinyurl.ccc/28h3h/zeus/hack! FREE STUFF! LIMITED OFFER!
Day 2405: This blog has been terminated due to redirections to malicious malware sites.
The flip side: the rest of society:
Paraventure's are great aren't they? It keeps the bores off the street and out of the pubs as they cook up their next mind numbing paraventure. Keep wifi out of pubs campaign 2011: no proto-novellists, bloggers, or people who dont want to converse in person thank you. Anyone fancy a pint ?
by Dr Reason March 5, 2011
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Get the Parker mug.One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.
Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."
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Get the Poolside Parker mug.Ashley Parker Angel (born Ashley Ward Parker on August 1, 1981 in Redding, California, USA) is a musician and aspiring actor, best known as a member of the now-defunct boy band O-Town.
In 2004, Ashley signed a solo deal with Blackground/Universal Records. His debut album is set for release on May 16, 2006.
After O-Town's dismissal, Angel embarked on an effort to start a solo career. In the meantime he has established a more normal life outside of the public eye. In August 2005 he got engaged to Tiffany Lynn and they now have a baby boy named Lyric.
So far things seem to be looking up as his first single Let U Go has made the US top 20.
In 2004, Ashley signed a solo deal with Blackground/Universal Records. His debut album is set for release on May 16, 2006.
After O-Town's dismissal, Angel embarked on an effort to start a solo career. In the meantime he has established a more normal life outside of the public eye. In August 2005 he got engaged to Tiffany Lynn and they now have a baby boy named Lyric.
So far things seem to be looking up as his first single Let U Go has made the US top 20.
Ashley Parker Angel isn't part of O-Town anymore and he's actually making real music now by himself.
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