papelboner

1. n. The insanely large erection you get when Jonny Paps comes into the game with a 1 run lead in the 9th inning.

2. v. The act of totally shitting on somebody.

1.oh fuck dude that Papelboner just tore through my boxers.

2. the red sox are totally gonna papelboner the yanks tonight

by Colin G. November 26, 2007

Pampered Potanist

A Pampered Potanist is one who emphasizes the use of cannabis based oils as an additive in health, wellness and beauty for healing and as an organic chemical free ingredient in cosmetics, spa and esthetics.

"Go and get a massage from a Pampered Potanist...the cannabis oils will relax , and soothe your aches and pains."

"That organic make up brand was created by a Pampered Potanist...she uses dye and chemical free ingredients and cannabis oils"

by The Pampered Potanist June 19, 2017

Paperclip

An office barrette

“I need a barrette.”

“Oh, I’ll get a paperclip!”

by ponylover0 November 11, 2017

Lady Paper

A term that can be used as a more delicate way of referring to tampons or pads.

To another female "Hey, do you have any Lady Paper you can spare? My monthly visitor arrived a little early!"

by McHeather February 23, 2009

sand paper handjob

when you partner takes a fine grit piece of sandpaper and wraps it around your dong before jerking you off. Usually done to one who is passed out as an act of revenge. Sometimes the assailant will pour 151 alcohol on it so the burn will really intensify.

Dustyn woke up this morning to a bloody crotch. He then remembered passing out drunk after sharing a bottle of 151 with his ex boyfriend Rich. As an act of sabotage Rich waited until Dustyn fell asleep and gave him a sand paper handjob topping it off with a little 151 to boot.

by dusty zub's August 17, 2011

Shit Paper

A colloquial term for the flimsy, nigh see-through, but yet sandpapery tissue in most businesses that is intended for wiping one's ass. This paper usually falls apart upon contact with shit and becomes soggy, while still punishing your hole with 100 grit dingleberries.

The shit paper at work sucks! Not only is my ass still covered in shit, but I feel like I wiped with a lava rock!

by Jackieboy17 July 11, 2017

punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

by yewbetcha September 11, 2011