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you got my nose open

"Baby, you got my nose open!"
by afei January 5, 2004
mugGet the you got my nose openmug.
The definition of a tomato red tailhole, better known by it's acronym wordGOATSE/word
CNN Bulletin: Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyone. Both sides of the Atlantic rush to see susceptible phenomenom
by EcksDee October 23, 2003
mugGet the Guy Opens Ass To Show Everyonemug.

new orleans open sesame

N./V. the act of having one's lover or friend deficate, urinate, vomit, and/or ejaculate into the end of a crocodile mile(a slip and slide with a kid pool at the end), then sliding down, head first, with a wide open mouth, ready to enjoy all the tasty goodness.
Jon always begged me to take a dump in the crocodile mile, I had no idea he was gonna do a new orleans open sesame.
by howardversion1 July 29, 2010
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Open ass face shank

Term used when someone walks unknowingly into an area where someone has just crop dusted with their mouth open. Leaving the person feeling as though they had just been stabbed in the face with someone's ass matter.
Bob wondered who open ass face shanked him in aisle 3 of the grocery store.

Bill thought farting in mary's cubicle would be a funny open ass face shank.
by Theßeave October 17, 2011
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The simple art of practicing necrophilia with your bestest of homies. Typically practiced in your local catholic cemetery between the hours of 1am to 3am.
Hey Bruce, wanna go crack open a cold one with the boys down at the cemetery on Garfield Street with Dick, Jason and Tim?
by Pedro K Hasseem March 24, 2022
mugGet the Crack open a cold one with the boysmug.
the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam
"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."
by Tom Jones 2 August 17, 2005
mugGet the rip you open like a phonebookmug.

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