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Shag time

An arbitrary time at which it is the best time to meet or perform a particular activity
Nick: When are we meeting?
Laurie: Shag time
by chrisbox December 26, 2019
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Time bonk

Waste of time. Time being wasted by chunks since once is enganged in an activity that takes a predetermined amount of time.
1: Have you played the mmo lost ark recently?

2: No I have tried to ignore the marketing infact that game is a time bonk, no coming back from that.

1: I undertstand life goals first.
by Okgra February 18, 2022
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Daniel Time!

When you say something and they respond with “don’t care” or “didn’t ask” for no reason
Gabe: bro that shit was so funny
Dom: on god
Daniel: don’t care didn’t ask
Daniel time!
by What you want little nigga September 1, 2021
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TiVo time

The resulting effect of pausing and then resuming a live TV show using TiVo or a lesser DVR. This causes the viewer's experience to be up to 30 minutes behind the rest of the world.
"Dude, did you just see the Steelers destroy those terrible Cleveland Browns?"
"No man, I'm on TiVo time and the 4th quarter just started."
by KevvyG January 8, 2009
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persian time

When a Persian man plans on being somewhere or doing something at a certain time you can safely assume he will be late. Things happen when they happen.

When a man operates on Persian time, he usually doesn’t give a fuck about whatever it is he is late for, or is confident that his lateness will not have adverse effects on the planned situation. Some times the Persian man is so delusional he believes his lateness may actually improve the conditions of the planned situation, and sometimes, he is correct.
Zach: Yo when is dinner going to be ready?
Mehdi: Maybe 8pm. Yanno, Persian time.
Zach: So 9-9:30pm? Gotchu
by CheneyInDaMidEast420 December 10, 2022
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Goofy Timed

When one is gone from there internets because they have had there laptop taken away / are not allowed to go on their computer for some reason or another.
Person #1: Where's (Insert name here)?
Person #2: He/she got goofy timed
by Fawkin Penisu November 27, 2009
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Soup Time

When your brain turns into soup when you start to learn new hard material.
Spanish Teacher: Alright class we will be learning how to conjugate past tense verbs today!

Student: Soup Time!
by R.I.P_Juice_Wrld November 18, 2019
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