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Officer Balls

An antagonist from the hit video game Man: Ham Aslume.
Man: "Officer Balls..."
Jonkler: "BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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office siren

A very attractive nerd who wears small rectangular glasses who also dresses runway ready in an office setting. They have what is deemed a face card and they're the opposite of office hot. They are also very subtle with their sexuality that is concealed with innocence. However under their concealed persona they’re very powerful and commanding. This is very attractive towards other coworkers. SuperNanny is considered a huge office Siren. Alex from Charlie’s Angels wearing the black latex scene is also considered one.
The new guy at work is such an office siren, those thin glasses don’t hide that sharp jawline and sharp suit as well. I give it one week before all the women in the office ask for his number.
by Aragonroses May 23, 2024
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officate

To be in charge/control of a very special something.
She is going to officate the basktball game.
by PussyIsGood May 7, 2018
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deposition officer

A person pretending to be a certified shorthand reporter/stenographer/court reporter. They have no education, skills, or abilities to type. They are not qualified to even scope a transcript. They push a button to record what is going on in the room. All attorneys and witnesses think this person is qualified because they pretend to be. They are not qualified to do anything. They cannot read back. They cannot produce a transcript. They cannot type. After the legal proceedings, they outsource the audio tape to India or China and have someone whose second or third language is actually English to transcribe it. However, because they are secretly fooling everyone, they charge the price of an educated, accurate, real shorthand reporter. It is very much questionable whether the transcripts produced are legally certified and can be used to impeach witnesses at trial.
Excuse me, Miss Reporter. I didn’t hear that answer. Can you please read that back?

No, Counsel. I cannot read that back. I am an deposition officer. I can push play on the audio. I have secretly been recording. I’m not actually typing any of this. I’m charging you the same price as though I’m typing, but I’m not. I am merely recording it and making sure the recording is clear so I can send it to someone whose first language is not even English to do the rest for me
by anonymous December 5, 2024
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Offical

Regulators of all grandstand motorsports events at the Benton County Fair.
Offical is a person who has authority at motor sports events at the Benton County Fair.
by Offical46 August 6, 2022
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