Noodle duecing 

When a male is jacking off while taking a dump.

Dude, my wife caught me noodle duecing tonight!

Noodle duecing by Secretuser123 June 2, 2013

noodlesprucing 

The culinary art of transforming instant noodles into fine dinners without too much work.
Can also apply to the improvement of other simple readily available foods. For example, a bland frozen pizza could be noddlespruced with some supplimentary oregano and olives.

Phrase first coined by Dr. Magnus Forrester-Barker.

"Magnus transformed his dinner from bland student fodder into an epic feast with some serious noodlesprucing."

noodlesprucing by theboothatswho September 27, 2013

noodle nips 

Very long nipples

Patrica has noodle nips

noodle nips by york Hunt January 25, 2014

noodle cup 

When you have sex with your flaccid penis, because you can't get it up. Usually due to being drunk, or nervous.

Girl: "what's wrong?"
Guy: "I'm too drunk were gonna have to noodle cup."

Guy 1: " hey did you hook up with missy last night?"

Guy 2: "yeah man, but I was really nervous so I had to noodle cup her instead."

noodle cup by LS oki February 13, 2014

noodle window 

Noodle window (noun)

: the period of time I am available for Vietnamese noodle soup
: the zipper/fly area of my jeans

Dude, my noodle window is open. Yours?

noodle window by wonfuji March 8, 2014

noodle titty 

N) meaning having a tit or fits that are saggy like a noodle

Ex; Rachel has a nice pair of noodle titties.

Ex; Rachel has a noodle titty.

Look at Rachel's noodle titties.

noodle titty by bigsexy72 May 25, 2014

Noodle Strudle 

A half erect, vamperic, horribly painful, ejaculation which always results in some form of blood loss.

Edward face resembled that of pure horror and pain after he noodle strudled all over he favorite sock monkey.

Noodle Strudle by PopeUrFace December 17, 2014