Penis Nose

A person who has the nose of a penis, shaped like a penis, and whos snot looks like cum

Squidward, you have a BIG ASS PENIS NOSE

by Zipzerboy December 8, 2010

nose fruit

Boogers; snot.

Dude, clear your nose fruit!

by ghost July 31, 2003

nose buggery

the most popular form of foreplay in Bromley.

Carly: 'Kelly satisfies me in a way no man can'.
Sarah: 'Oh yeah? You fuckin tart.'
Carly: 'Why yes, she nose buggers me'.

by John May 3, 2004

Nonse Maker

A woman or man so ugly you would rather have sexual relations with children than sleep with them.

Jesus man! No way i'd rather fuck her kids than go down on that monster. She's a proper Nonse Maker.

by Lucafix May 3, 2011

nose-toe fuck

The act of having a sexual partner insert their pinkie toe into your nostril during coitus as a form of sexual pleasure.

He snaps me regularly and asked me if I wanted to nose-toe fuck, and I gladly said yes.

Last night after a nice dinner, he took me back to his house and we nose-toe fucked. It was very nice.

by nice jewish babe November 10, 2018

noise

Any music you hate.

Purely lyrical music without instrumentation is noise.

by ￰ January 13, 2019

snoopy nose

An uncircumsized penis. Referring to an uncircumsized penis resembling snoopy the dogs nose.

kristina prefers snoopy noses to mushroom heads.

by goatsparkle July 28, 2007