shag money muffins

to be shocked or amazed at something, in awe

SHAG MONEY MUFFINS

by shag money muffins September 29, 2009

shit muffin

1. A food item that looks a lot like a terd but is still edible. 2. Something you say when you have no idea what the hell is going on.

1. Ugh! What the fuck is that on that shelf. It looks like a shit muffin.

2. Where the fuck am I? Oh shit muffins! I am totally confused.

by crackrabbit January 1, 2005

muffin

a young female's vagina, most often shaven. The word was once used by Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) in the 'Walk This Way' hit song. It's still popular among its greatest fans.

Ya ain't seen nothing til ya down on a muffin.

by trank April 15, 2008

flea muffin

A hemroid so big it pops out your anus and has thousands of black speckles looking like fleas

Johnny tried to lift up 1000 pounds of meat and popped out a flea muffin

by Nika November 17, 2003

Crud Muffin

A saying when you fall, screw something up or any other place where you would normally curse.

Crud Muffin! I forgot what the capital of Nevada is!

by Telus Mobility January 19, 2010

Banana Nut Muffin

The act of stuffing her partners scrotum into her vagina while he is fucking her ass.

Hey honey, interested in a banana nut muffin tonight?

Only if you shaved your balls. Last time the stubble killed my snizz

by Manic Hispanic January 26, 2009

stepped in a squished muffin

Having anal sex; to have anal sex

I stepped in a squished muffin this morning.

I spent all night stepping in a squished muffin.

Don't step in a squished muffin!

by LeFranc October 31, 2012