Mouse

Derived from the book, "Of Mice and Men" mouse can refer to someone dumber than Larry, particularly a blonde skank who thinks shes smart, but is dumb as fuck. A mouse often make damickey or outrageous comments that once made, are instantly used to pick on said mouse. The mouse typically makes friends with the smartest person in the nearby vicinity(The George of the situation), as it could not survive on its own. (What a dumb bitch). As we know, even with a smart friend, Larry eventually will be killed. Therefore, we can conclude that the mouse is worthless, and should be removed as soon as possible.

Guy 1: That girl that sits behind you in Calculus is so dumb.
Guy 2: Yeah, she is such a mouse.
Mouse: What't a mouse?
Guy 1 + 2: Nothing you fucking slut.

Later that day:

Mouse: George, I don't understand.
George: That's because you are a mouse.
Mouse: No, I am a female.
George: Shut the fuck up... Mouse.

by TeamDank February 20, 2013

The Mouse Trap

When a girl is licking your balls you lift your boner and release making a "slap" sound.

I once gave a girl the mouse trap she wasn't to happy

by theman893 March 12, 2009

cat and mouse

a game played by 3rd graders at my school.when every ones a mouse except 1 person and they run around until all the mice have been caught. or a game played by 2 people in a SEXUAL way when a invisible mouse goes into a womans pussy and claims it home and the cat inother words the dick goes in to fish the mouse out by fuckin the girls brains out until he is sure hes ridded the mouse.

katie lets play cat and mouse

by asia July 12, 2004

Mickey Mouse

As in minor trophies to be won in sport.

Who cares if your team won the league cup it's a Mickey Mouse cup anyway!!!!!

by Wilsyboy April 10, 2006

Mouse Trap

A girl who takes a fart in an aerosol can and when something smells good/pleasant the girl will spray it with her aerosol canned farts. They also fart into their friends/own ovens to smell up the house with their farts.

Girl 1: It smells in here, did someone fart?
Girl 2: Yea, some mouse trap sprayed me with fart after I spritzed myself with perfume.
Girl 1: Bummer.

by TheRedLobsta March 22, 2011

mouseclopter

A shady, weasely person, possibly small in stature, that looks for any opportunity to steal articles such as: lighters, food, alcoholic beverages, pipes and anything that will get you f*cked up.

"Damn, Fred drank 18 beers out of my 30 pack, and he only threw down 2 bones . . . f*ckin mouseclopter!"
or
"Hey Gerald, where'd you get that cool pipe?" "Oh, I mousecloptered it from Billy."

by Sambo and Peto April 3, 2005

mouse blister

A rare (fake) condition, that some who work in an office, claim to have after working long hours. (Also known as a Forrest burn)

I worked so hard this week that I now have a mouse blister!

by Forrest C. May 27, 2006