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Mountaineer

verb (Mountaineers, Mountaineering; past and past participle Mountaineered)

The act of losing a football game to an opponent (typically, Syracuse) that your fan base considered to be so inferior that it was an insult to have to play them. This superiority complex is made all the more glaring by the fact that your team is historically mediocre, and by many indications fairly evenly matched to the opponent. Despite losing, claims of superiority usually persist after the game, with comments such as, "we didn't really care about this game," "our conference is better," or, "we're in the AAU!" being employed to make up for the loss. Most perplexing, fan bases have been known to continue to refer to the winning opponent as "very, very bad." These feelings of superiority are sometimes aided by confusing conference affiliation for team affiliation.

History:
West Virginia vs Syracuse, 2012 Pinstripe Bowl: Origin of the word. In the weeks leading up to the game, commentators on The Smoking Musket complained that they deserved a better opponent than Syracuse. West Virginia lost the game, 38-14.

Maryland vs Syracuse, Nov. 9, 2013: Prior to the game fans on Testudo Times counted Syracuse as an easy win. Maryland lost to Syracuse, 20-3. After the game, Syracuse was called "very, very bad" on the blog.

Minnesota vs Syracuse, 2013 Texas Bowl: Like West Virginia a year before, commentators on The Daily Gopher complained that they deserved a better bowl and opponent. Minnesota lost 21-17.
Despite being warned that they risked Mountaineering, and despite having only a single 9-win season since 1905, Minnesota fans claimed they were superior to Syracuse, and would surely beat them soundly.

Minnesota Mountaineered the game, 21-17.
by ccap83 December 28, 2013
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purple mountain

A purple mountain is when you eat lots of berries specifically blueberries and strawberries then take a poo in your hand and ejaculate on he top of it and slap someone in the face with it.
This was created by Aidan Watkins and James Doyle
by james and aidan June 16, 2012
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mount gilead ohio

Mount Gilead is a small town all hillbillies, and redneck folk, where you see many strange things, and you know everyone no matter where you go. Your almost guaranteed to see Billy on his lawn mower at the gas station buying his case of beer, George in the same outfit he wore last tuesday, and all the Mount Gilead Sluts will be seen at the pharmacy getting their prescriptions filled.
Secret? There's no secrets in Mount Gilead Ohio knows everyone's business!
by Kasasa January 27, 2017
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Mount Saint Helen

This sex act is highly contagious. It involves seducing a nun with two men. Both of these will feed the nun with cheesy gordita crunches laced with laxatives. Afterwards, the two men will pour chili down the nun's ass and proceed to ass fuck her. Soon, she will not feel good as her stomach starts to ache and this is when you should prepare for eruption. The two men lay below the nun and the nun finally let's out the biggest, bloodiest shit, erupting onto the mens' face while proceeding to announce verses from the bible. This sex act reenacts the Mt St Helen eruption in 1980. This sex act is highly encouraged as you become closer to god and understand the full capability of a volcanic eruption.
Hey man. You wouldn't believe what sister Lisa let Dan and I do. She let us try a Mount Saint Helen on her.
by Damnstr8mmmmm November 15, 2017
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Mount Airy

A small shit town in NC inhabited by people that still proudly drive around with a confederate flag attached to their loud redneck ass trucks. Also inhabited by a small population of people that hate them because they’re with the shits and not ignorant or inbred. People here act like being from the south is a positive thing, which should already tell you enough...wtf. The only thing people do here is sit in the parking lot of Cook Out for hours or shoot up heroin in the parking lot of Walmart.....ew. Bullshit schools and bullshit jobs. You can also randomly find a charging station for Tesla’s at the Sheetz gas station, which is fucking weird because no one with enough intelligence and money to have a Tesla would come near this stupid fucking town. Trash.
by Lola 400 October 17, 2019
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Money Mountains

Ski resorts where the skiers and snowboarders have top of the line equipement but fall down on the bunny slope.
That money mountain is where all those people go who can't ski, once I saw one nut a tree when he was bombing down the bunny slope cause he couldn't turn. HAHA.
by ShoesRBad March 27, 2003
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fire mountain grill

A pretender to the buffet throne, its like Golden Coral with a nice spit shine.
I tried out Fire Mountain Grill at lunch, it smelled like a nursing home in there. While I was eating some fat bitch was feeding her baby a bowl of butter. I'm sure to get ass flu after that one.
by Matt Simmons October 17, 2006
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