a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.
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DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".
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I woke up this morning after that clubbing session,and it felt like I had sandpaper in my throat,and baffles in my lungs. I had a long drink of water for my throat,and a good old hoik over the verandah for a morning oyster
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Oh, dear god, my husband just broke morning wind and it was so foul, I spewed last night's taquitos all on our new rug!
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