morning wood 

the thing that you'll miss the most when you will become old

Suresh: Damn! I got a morning wood of biblical proportions today. It was aching & I had to remove my undies.

Ramesh: Well, having morning wood is a sign of youth. You're gonna cherish these woody memories a lot when your hair will become all white.

morning wood by spunkTanker May 24, 2011

early morning whore 

a prostitute who does business in the early morning. they are usually very cheap, very old, and willing to do anything.

i went to old town with 5 bucks. i had to settle for an early morning whore.

early morning whore by templeton blogg and joe December 21, 2008

Good Mythical Morning 

The best YouTube channel. You can’t deny it

Good mythical morning is best

Good Mythical Morning by Xbox360IsBetter March 2, 2021

Hot Morning Mess 

DC, Maryland and Virginia's best radio station's show in the morning is "The Hot Morning Mess" with formar classic personality "Teapot Tim".

Today on the Hot Morning Mess Chris Cambell through darts at Teapot Tim's ball sack.

Hot Morning Mess by Anna Norwood December 23, 2006

morning oyster 

Coughing up detritus from the lining of the throat and lungs,usually associated with smoking and drinking the night before,usually in a liquidy-greenish spot,with,erm,...bits ;)

I woke up this morning after that clubbing session,and it felt like I had sandpaper in my throat,and baffles in my lungs. I had a long drink of water for my throat,and a good old hoik over the verandah for a morning oyster

morning oyster by Tendollarbill October 9, 2008

morning wind 

The fart that you held in all night, possibly because of the way that you were sleeping. Often potent and grody, but can range anywhere from deadly stank to just a lot of noise.

Oh, dear god, my husband just broke morning wind and it was so foul, I spewed last night's taquitos all on our new rug!

morning wind by RonnieM August 18, 2009

morning glory

Your cock, when he is standing up straight and tall and proud as you wake up.

She was so glad to see me wake with an impressive morning glory that she exclaimed, "Wow! Your cock is really HUGE!."

morning glory by LoveTorpedo July 14, 2019