muffchunk

A word of such magnitude that it has several meanings depending on what part of the world you live in:-

1. Generic name for a Lady garden aka Vageen
2. Where a solid portion of Yellow Muff discharge is deposited into ones lady gusset .

3. The extremely fortunate event where a man vomits into vagina.

1. Oooh errr that's a nice well-kept muffchunk you have their my dear! Why thank you kind sir It’s had one careful owner and has a full service history to match.

2. To avert yet another day of constant floor cleaning I had better wear the appropriate apple catchers to contain all of my muffchunks.

3. Thank you my Darling husband for the Muffchunk let me have a shower and we can do it all again after lunch! We’re having Eggs Benedict. Nice!!!!

by Muffchunk May 4, 2018

muffilin

Rubbing your pussy on someone like boys teabag

#muffiling

by Dom Fruit February 19, 2018

muff cheddar

Vagina cheese

That girl has muff cheddar don’t go near her

by Johnoo123 June 5, 2018

Muff & tuff

A female who is bisexual or lesbian that uses her vagina as a authority figure. She is a tomboy yet feminine in herself a symbol of beauty and strength.

Dang that girl was muff & tuff. She made me get her a beer man!

by Luz@3leches September 4, 2018

muff nuzzler

The soft, nose-driven caress of a vagina post-cunnilingus during the waning stages of an orgasm. Usually shared among lesbians.

I never took Debra to be a muff nuzzler, but Goddamn, she surely knows how to nuzzle a muff.

by Smashleigh0713 September 10, 2018

mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.

“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”

by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018

muff punt

when you quarterback snick a girls ass hole

My girl is pissed at me because I muff punted her last night

by calus clintiondicks January 20, 2019