guy #1: yeah the other day i was burning leaves in the public park and this hot chick came down to join me in the festivities! soooo sweet!
guy #2: matches by matches i suppose.
guy #2: matches by matches i suppose.
by superatlasman September 28, 2009
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Dude 1: Hey, check out that sasquatch looking freakshow over there.
Dude 2: What is that?!? Are those stink lines emanating from that furry monstrosity of a man?...Grooossss!
Dude 1: No way! That swamp ape is clearly suffering from a severe case of Mitch'um. I guess he took their motto seriously! Does he have no shame?
Dude 2: What is that?!? Are those stink lines emanating from that furry monstrosity of a man?...Grooossss!
Dude 1: No way! That swamp ape is clearly suffering from a severe case of Mitch'um. I guess he took their motto seriously! Does he have no shame?
by Balls_of_Fury August 19, 2011
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Person #1: "You mischewed your PopTart."
Person #2: "What are you talking about?"
Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"
Person #2: "What are you talking about?"
Person #1: "While telling me about last night, you sprayed me with PopTart crumbs, asshole!"
by Soul Shine December 14, 2012
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A man who is very stubborn can sometimes be a bitch, but always comes through.
A girl killer, he can get girls with a look.
He can break your heart, he can love you forever.
Everyone wants a mitch, he is a kind smart dumbass kid, who just wants a nice relationship.
Every girl drops, when he walkes by.
In school, all the girls have a crush on him, but instead say they hate them.
They don’t realize that there is a perfect girl right in ground of him, and for that it can make you hate him, but you always go back to loving him.
His exes stalk him, because they miss him being there.
You are lucky if u can get a mitch.
A girl killer, he can get girls with a look.
He can break your heart, he can love you forever.
Everyone wants a mitch, he is a kind smart dumbass kid, who just wants a nice relationship.
Every girl drops, when he walkes by.
In school, all the girls have a crush on him, but instead say they hate them.
They don’t realize that there is a perfect girl right in ground of him, and for that it can make you hate him, but you always go back to loving him.
His exes stalk him, because they miss him being there.
You are lucky if u can get a mitch.
by Loverscorner February 13, 2018
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Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
Person 2: Damn , that's sweet . I wish my girlfriend would let me mitch her .
by BnizzleRawrgerz September 18, 2010
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