im just messing

Joking, kidding, messing around.

Hey did you see that new movie?
Your mom saw that new movie!
What?
Im just messing?
Okay

by liquidfuse September 28, 2008

messy

1. To be in disarray, not in order.

2. A difficult situation. Not easy to resolve.

3. The point during a party or night out where things are officially out of control. Careless, drink-spilling-kebab-dropping wanton chaos. NOT just a few drinks down the pub.

4. The weekend of May 6th-8th, 2005, AKA Closing Weekend for Club Destiny (Bournemouth, UK). After carefully researching and experimenting messiness for their whole lives, the staff and patrons of Club Destiny have come together one last time for a weekend that will certainly stretch to new limits the definition of the term "messy"

1. "This room is messy jerold, clean it up at once!"

2. "It was a messy divorce..."

3. "Mate you should have come out last night. After the 4th round of aftershocks it started getting messy..."

4. There are too many examples. for more info see clubdestiny.co.uk.

by Olly J May 6, 2005

messy bottom

A homosexual bottom who leaves a mess after sex.

My friend nate is such a messy bottom.

by Mikey December 8, 2003

message board

A great way to express your opinions, but unlike a chatroom, there are usaully less n00bz, people act more intelligently, and the screen doesn't get flooded with replies like so many chatrooms do. Often called forums.

Urbandictionary.com is a message board, just a VERY slow one.

by Elitist January 2, 2004

Mestre

Master of talent/skill

He has reached the highest level, mestre

by Antonio September 15, 2003

Messy Democrat

You are having sex with a girl and you pull out too earl and make a mess of things

He got it all over her stomac when he went all Messy Democrat on her

by PP,JJ January 2, 2009

mescaline

An alkaloid drug, C11H17NO3, obtained from mescal buttons, which produces hallucinations. Also called peyote.

Mescaline: It's the only way to fly...

by Adict June 11, 2003