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Julian Jordan 

Julian Jordan or his real name Julian Dobbenberg is a DJ/Producer Music from Netherlands. Born in Apeldoorn, Netherlands on August 20, 1995. If you want to send a letter or a gift you can do it! He's been collaboration with Martin Garrix in BFAM (Brother From Another Mother) Yeah, that's right! Also went to school with Martin Garrix in Herman Brood Academy. He can be called King Julian Jordan!
Me : You know? King Julian Jordan will be show in Ultra Miami!
You : OMG! Really? I wanna to see him and take a picture with him pleaseee!
Me : Ok, Let's go!
You : King Julian Jordan, wait for me there!
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Fuck Jordan 

Anyone: Hey Do you know a funny joke?
Autists: HAHA FUCK JORDAN HAHA i have crippling autism
Anyone: Upvoted!
Damn guys this sad lets get theis post up to the top so this comes up when you search mods are asleep

Gym Jordan 

A closeted male homosexual that likes to hang out at the gym and ogle young male athletes
He’s such a Gym Jordan, they caught him stroking his penis while watching wrestlers in tight shorts.
Gym Jordan by Don Facundo September 7, 2021

Creased jordans

When a black guy goes on a murderous rampage
"Oh shit that guy has creased jordans! Run for your lives!"
Creased jordans by Gilliams May 23, 2022

Rachael and Jordan 

they are the best couple ever. Everyone is jealous of the relationship a rachael and Jordan have. They will always be there for each other and love each other till the end.
Girl- I wish I had a relationship like rachael and jordan
Rachael and Jordan by Hhuhgvggb April 21, 2013

Pulling a Jordana 

When your friends do something really embarassing in public so you pretend you don’t know who they are.
She was pulling a Jordana at the mall when her friends started to scream at random strangers by walking away from them.

Jordenne 

A gorgeous girl that is always willing to listen to you and help you get through those tough times. Jordenne is loved by everyone and even though she might not always know it, people would die for her. The names Fiona and Jordenne mix very well and they usually become best friends. If your name is Jordenne you tend to be sensitive, but you don't always like to show it, because you're also very strong. Jordenne's are always fun to be around and they never let you down! Males with the name Synyster are a perfect match for Jordenne's and they usually get married and have millions of children.
Synyster: "Who's the new girl? Shes beautiful! I would love to get to know her"

Fiona: "That's my best friend! Shes amazing, Her name is Jordenne!"

Synyster: "Oh, That makes sense"
Jordenne by Waldo(: October 20, 2011