The components that regulate the suction action of a penis enlargement device. Often mistaken for Semen's Boner Technology.
by kdbamaman November 18, 2012
Get the Johnson Controlsmug. This term originates in Knoxville, Tn by way of Jacksboro, Tn. It refers to getting caught masturbating in the morning by your mother when she is bringing you lunch money.
by Ashley P. March 30, 2009
Get the Mammy Johnsonmug. ahh yes, the definition for such an individual as this kid, whose name began in our high school foods class which was taught by a VERY HOT young women whose name i can't reveal because she is the shit and she's hot, any way, a definition is impossible to put into words,but i'll try...
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
crazy, wonbledorfing, trout snorting, river jumping, snootersluging, prestinort, nut who is in the band RAMBLECHANT, road waves
by sampson420ex October 6, 2004
Get the Shmiterick Johnsonmug. A game to which you mail blank post card to a person named Steve Johnson.
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Rules
1. Each post card must have a post mark from a different city then before
2. It must never contain a return address, unless it is fake
3. Never mail it out from the town you reside in.
4. You must send out post cards as often as you can for at least a year
Optional rule #1: Should you find you’re self in a town that has a resident named Steve Johnson you can mail a post card to each of them with a return address the other Steve Johnson.
Optional rule #2: On occasion (a maximum of 5% of post card sent) can contain a short comical message such as "I hope your colonoscopy went well" but never sign it
Nancy: Hey dude do you mind if we stop at the post office before we head back home I wanna play Steve Johnson.
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
Henry: Sure thing I should send one out to my Steve
by notstevejohnson September 22, 2011
Get the Steve Johnsonmug. the worst type of shitcunt who has a mad as fuck apprenticeship instead of a part time job like a pussy. Also obtains a loyal girlfriend who fucks blokes for a hobby.
by FoopKing March 3, 2016
Get the bryce johnsonmug. A Josh Johnson is commonly known as a majestic being. It is typically found in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan, but can be found in other regions of North America. Its beauty and poise is unmatched by any other species in the known universe, though it sometimes makes mistakes to make humans and other species feel better about themselves.
by Keenwa November 18, 2013
Get the josh johnsonmug. A school were every white kid in the school is flexing airpods , the blacks are stealing the airpods., And the Mexicans are juuling in the bathroom next to that one fatty ass named Sean that wants to try. The teachers all want to die. And that cringe dinosaur kid walks over to you assaults you in the same fashion as he did two mins before. most of the Mexicans like to take makers and draw Squidward and write nigga under it.
by Person with authority January 31, 2019
Get the Johnson highschoolmug.