John Entwistle

Best bass guitarist ever, hands-down. Also a total badass.

John Entwistle was known as the Ox because of his large build and constitution, and Thunderfingers for his awesome bass skills.

by HelplessDancer March 27, 2009

John Birch Crazy

The Political Act of spouting crazy Far Right wing Rhetoric and conspiracy theories on par with what the John Birch Society says.
Conspiracy theories about there being a War on Christmas, that Global Warming is Socialist Conspiracy to redistribute wealth, and that fluoride in the water is a communist plot are just a few examples.

Did you see that Tea Part spokesman go on about Global Warming being a Hoax to redistribute wealth? Yeah, he's John Birch Crazy.

by Libertatis October 2, 2013

John Mulaney Syndrome

Someone who has gay vibes, but isn’t actually gay

Nah, he just has John Mulaney Syndrome.

by Absolute twat September 25, 2020

John Mcafee

A man that no mere mortal can compete with, is know for sticking his dick in 7 bitches at once. Oh, he also launched Mcafee antivirus... or something like that.

"Nobody should be forced to use X-Hampster." - John Mcafee, 2013

by hotrodman106 January 4, 2014

John Laurens

We all know that he's gay to Hamilton!

"Alexander your the closest friend I got! "~John Laurens <--- YES

by UDHamiltonTakeover December 18, 2016

john-carl

A super badass guy who loves everyone but gets hurt often by others. If you see him, you'll be happy. He will try to help you. Let him. A guy who will put all his trust in you and hopes to be trusted back. Will not hurt you. Loves everyone and hates haters XD

"Dude, John-Carl is such a cool guy! I can't believe I get to have him as a friend!"

by OneManArmy.CA July 13, 2015

john wick

Fuckin killing somebody, and everything they love for messing with your dog.

Comes from the movie John Wick where an ex-assassin goes on a rampage because some mafia thugs killed his dog.

Person 1: That lady tried to smack my dog.
Person 2: wtf? For real?
Person 1: Yea I was about to go John Wick on her ass.

by T-money January 24, 2015