jard

something indians say, to indicate they have played a joke on you, whether or not you were fooled. most likely, you weren't fooled and you are explaining to them why they are so stupid.
also may be used with BLENG

indian: hey fok, yer shoes untied!
me: well, no acutally they aren't untied. I am ACTUALLY wearing sandles, which are simply slip-on and have no need to be..
indian: JARD!!!!!

by spanky July 10, 2003

Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"

"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."

by cabknhr February 15, 2009

On Jarad

Similar to the term on god, but referring to the late hip hop artist Juice WRLD, meant to express the seriousness of someones point in a situation

This shit hits different, on Jarad.

by Dimbolinde222 December 9, 2019

Jarred

a man who tells his girl the most romantic and wonderful things and misses his girlfriend.

also a man who feels that he never has to answer his girlfriend when she comes home to visit him

typically creates emotional rollercoasters that distract his girlfriend from her work

girl 1: did u talk to that jarred today?

girl 2: i sent him a text but that jarred never responded!

by roselaura January 14, 2010

jamed

Robbery {Robbed}

I got {Jamed}by stick up guys!!

by Jay reloaded June 21, 2017

jare's

a team of people that can do what most cant.

the team qualijare pulled off the trick

by Jared November 21, 2003

lantern jawed

having a protruding jaw like popeye the sailor

sweet pea: gosh uncle popeye! how can you eat that whole can of spinach at one go?
popeye: it's because of me lankern jawed jaw (lantern jawed jaw)

by marquess of carabbas October 27, 2007