Comrade Ivan

A vodka maniac doggo with cute communist hat. sexually active dawg and likes to suck deez bananas with fellow comrades. Very chill shnawg

We shall lose our virginity to Comrade Ivan
Wanna suck bananas with our fellow Comrade Ivan?
Vodka by Comrade Ivan is 10/10 like your mama

by PodmoFOOOOOOOOL July 29, 2023

Crazy Ivan

When a man is standing up to pee and then feels an uncontrollable diarrhea shit enter the equation so he has to stop peeing, spin around, and sit on the toilet to unleash so he doesn't shit his pants and all over the floor.

Last night I got up to pee and at first didn't have to take a shit, but then mid-pee I felt a big crap ignoring the stop sign, so I pulled a Crazy Ivan just in time to avoid disaster.

by JABRU24 August 13, 2023

lester ivan jr

A nice guy who gives money to his friends, even if his mother gets angry at him.
He's a handsome boy but still uses masks because he is insecure.

Mom: you're handsome, lester ivan jr.
lester ivan jr: i'm still wearing a mask slut.

by Gracey Lacey December 3, 2023

Fernando Ivan Ruiz

Fernando is the type of boy who you knew you would love the day u met him .. he’s the guy who makes life worth living and the guy who makes everything seem more easy … he’s the type of boy you’ll call “ love of my life” and end up being with .. he can stay to himself at times but that won’t change the fact that he loves u .. things get hard but the love stays the same , as always ! <3

If your my Fernando Ivan Ruiz ? I love you so much ml !

by anonymous June 21, 2024

National Kiss Ivan Day

Every Day of the year, 24/7 365

Yo, Did you hear its National Kiss Ivan Day???

by WiseOldPerson11 August 13, 2022

The Tudor Ivan Effect

the Tudor Ivan effect is a nonconformist phenomenon with aphrodisiac intentions applied to a partner of the opposite sex with the intention of initiating or simmering the man towards a sweet game of cards.

Person 1: Idk man she has everything, like personality, good tastes and large balconies. But today she ghosted me and I am mad.
Person 2: Oh no you just gotten the Tudor Ivan Effect lmao.

by Maestrul tau fa October 3, 2023

Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale

Is a man that I fell in love with a genuinely unpredictable kind loving a man with personality stamina integrity loyalty a king of all trades a friend we need it a lover at all times and the reason why I know this is because I've seen all sides to them and I can speak upon it and define him as this there's always good and bad with everything that comes

Mr. Ivan J. Clinkscale A great man

by Mourgun M. Mayhem August 11, 2024