by thatkindofperson May 14, 2014
1. a teacher, tutor, instructor or anyone who bestows knowledge upon anyone
2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way
2. the act of learning something considered difficult, gaining knowledge or wisdom the hard way
1. On the first day of school, my parents sent my siblings and I into the caring tutelage of a new brain bruiser.
2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!
2. Learning quantum physics was a real brain bruiser!
by Ruby Slippers February 26, 2010
shituation where right before an exam, you study a lot but you don't seem to be remembering anything... just like when you've eaten, but nothing is absorbed.
shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.
shituation where everything seems to be leaking out of your brain.
by soul13 May 11, 2008
When your brain is completely consumed by thoughts or pirates and pirating, often accompanied by thoughts of adventure and treasure-hunting. People with Pirate Brain can become obsessed, and even have constant dreams about pirates (or being one). It is often brought on by watching/reading large amounts of One Piece, or watching a Pirates of the Caribbean movie.
Guy 1: Man I had this dream last night where I was the best pirate in the world.
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
Guy 2: Sound like someone has a case of Pirate Brain...
Guy 1: SHIVER ME TIMBERS!
by Exonence July 19, 2011
Verb. (slang) De-brained, de-braining
(1) The removing, destroying, numbing or incapacitating of the brain.
(2) The Process of changing a Smart Person into a Stupid Person. I.E. Lobotomy, Brain Surgery, Football or Hammer-To-Head-Repeatedly.
(3) To Suck the juice from the head cavity of a Crawfish.
(4) To Retard Someone, the act of Retardation
(1) The removing, destroying, numbing or incapacitating of the brain.
(2) The Process of changing a Smart Person into a Stupid Person. I.E. Lobotomy, Brain Surgery, Football or Hammer-To-Head-Repeatedly.
(3) To Suck the juice from the head cavity of a Crawfish.
(4) To Retard Someone, the act of Retardation
(1) The single-mother was eager to de-brain herself with a Holiday Weekend full of Farmville. She is addicted to Facebook.
(2) The children grew-up to be completely useless. They had been terribly de-brained from years of cell-phone and blue-tooth usage. They were no longer capable of communication.
(3) "Now Grab that bucket of crawdads and git over here! I been waitin to de-brain me some daddies all day! Hooop Dang Yeah!"
(4) Come here Cleetus, Time for your Medicine!! I'm fixin to de-brain you with this here golf club before Supper's Ready!
(2) The children grew-up to be completely useless. They had been terribly de-brained from years of cell-phone and blue-tooth usage. They were no longer capable of communication.
(3) "Now Grab that bucket of crawdads and git over here! I been waitin to de-brain me some daddies all day! Hooop Dang Yeah!"
(4) Come here Cleetus, Time for your Medicine!! I'm fixin to de-brain you with this here golf club before Supper's Ready!
by the_real_kny January 14, 2010
An aficionado of the works of William Shakespeare of Stratford-on-Avon, England, 1564-1616. Self-explanatory, not meant to denigrate.
Bard brains everywhere will appreciate the local production of Hamlet, from December 16th at the Town Hall.
by Fearman August 06, 2007
Someone who is dumb as fuck and has no culture. This person has almost always never gotten laid and eats apple seeds everyday.
by *rebuilds dick* December 11, 2019