When you fuck a girl reverse cowgirl in her ass, after she got drunk and ate too much Taco Bell, then she diarrhea’s all over your pubes and cock
by Niggy Azalea July 16, 2019
Get the Mud Muffmug. An abnormally large black penis
Barry’s mud paddle could do some major damage! Any girl getting that flopped out on them might run scared!
by The J-Mann August 15, 2018
Get the Mud Paddlemug. A mud-suprise is something you give to your cat after a long shower. your body feels warm, relaxed, almost in a nirvana state, thats why you need to face fuck your cat
OJ Sampson:"Hey, Fellow PETA supporter. How was the Mud-Suprise you gave to your cat"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
PETA-supporter: "I want to riddle my own dong"
by An obivious cuck April 9, 2017
Get the Mud-Suprisemug. Referring to take a massive shit
by poonhound9921013 August 3, 2018
Get the mud demonmug. A man that is willing to have sex with a woman that has IBS (Irritable Bowl Syndrome) or diarrhea. He / possibly she (with a strap-on) has no concern with getting "poop" on their "dick", and will go back for more multiple times.
"Hey Becky, I dont know what to do with Steve. I might have diarrhea."
"If he is a mud dipper, you guys shouldnt have a problem"
"If he is a mud dipper, you guys shouldnt have a problem"
by Tempy123 July 28, 2016
Get the mud dippermug. by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018
Get the mud spidermug. Anal stimulation often causes one to have to defecate. For a Mud Baby to be conceived and born (the gestation period can be anywhere from 30 seconds, to several hours) a load of sperm does not technically have to be deposited in the anus, but if you are one to be concerned with the aesthetics regarding the finer things in life, a healthy load of jizz is widely recommended. A bowel movement should then follow, after which one can be proud of the fact that they just gave birth to a healthy Mud Baby! Mud Babies are born gender neutral, so when picking a name, it is wise to go with names such as “Ashton”, “Riley”, “Chanler”, or ,
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
depending on the color of your
particular Mud Baby, “Indigo”. The lifespan of Mud Babies can vary, but it is unwise to let them live longer than 5 minutes, after which a proper water burial should ensue. Mud Baby abortion’s are ill-advised although in rare cases, they are sometimes necessary.
After I blew my wad in her butt, she had to take a dump so bad, bud! She totally went in my bathroom and gave birth to a Mud Baby!
by EzMoneyPblms April 6, 2019
Get the Mud Babymug.