A basket of children

More than a few, less than several.

I’m going to have a basket of children and raise them to hate chocolates.

by bebebobo9889 April 19, 2024

Basket ticket

A parlay wager that falls one game short of a perfect ticket. Usually denies the bettor(s) massive winnings - and in the most excruciating circumstances possible. Ticket is stored in a basket for eternity as a nauseating reminder of what could've been.

I would've won $50K if the Rams didn't muff that field goal. Mother of all basket tickets.

by bramsadford November 30, 2021

Basket

An extreme racial slur describing an Asian man due to their traditional straw hats. It is mocking their cultural heritage due to the similarity between the hats and baskets. It is one of the most offensive things you can call someone of Asian descent.

"I fucking hate baskets and want to commit hate crimes against them."

by Asian Culture Expert February 22, 2024

Gift Basket

The act of taking a poo in a wicker basket and giving it to your girlfriends husband

I gave Barry a gift basket last night, he absolutely loves it

by LRonMuhammad March 23, 2024

how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

Boo Basket

a trend on TikTok where people (usually young women) purchase an assortment of cozy items and put them in a basket, these baskets are typically themed around a season or aesthetic, namely fall, hence the name "boo basket", but not all of them are fall-related. This trend seems to capitalize on the "overconsumption-core" trend on TikTok, where creators will buy excessive amount of items, usually beauty or bath products, and make an aesthetically pleasing video displaying the often alarmingly sized collections of said items, neatly arranged and color-coded. Essentially, it's just another iteration of people buying cutesy items they don't really need for clicks.

"my sister got me a boo basket for Halloween and I don't know how to tell her that I already own most of the things she got for me"

by queenofcringe October 12, 2025