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Human Penispede

When 3* guys have sex with each other at the same time (3 or more)
Human Centipede but with dicks
This is the Human Penispede
by Fyuria May 24, 2011
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Human Suckipede

When engaging in sexual activities with 2 different people, if you are a male, you would lie on your back, and person 1 would be begin to make out with you. Person 2 would begin to suck your dick while person 1 is making out with you at the exact same time. This forms a chain of three linked together giving a male the ultimate sense of pleasure.
“Bro, what's with your glow today?”

“Dude, last night, Jessie and Heather created a Human Suckipede for me.”
by anonymous February 1, 2021
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meowing human

A human that can understand cat speech. Cats do not downgrade themselves into human speech, humans must make the effort to comprehend and understand whatever these lovely creatures want to express through their meow. Whenever you think you heard a cat speak human language, reality is you just acquired the ability to speak meow. Be proud.
"Did that cat just talk?"
"No! Cats do not talk. Perhaps you are a meowing human! Be proud!"
by cats one humans cero August 28, 2020
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human ring

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.
I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.
by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020
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tiny human

That tiny human is too young to be my mom, but you're not.
by You moommy June 10, 2021
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The Human Flail

When one fist is shoved wrist deep in the Vagina, and the other is likewise inserted into the anus. One then proceeds to lift the recipient into the air with both fists, the recipient thus becomes the human flail.
Bro1: Bro, my girlfriend and I tried The Human Flail last night!

Bro2: Dude, no way! How was it?

Bro1: It was great! Arms, legs, and titties were everywhere!
by Batgirlkyoki September 5, 2016
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Human Straw

When a man is anally penetrating another man or woman while kissing them, he is using them as a straw to suck his own cock.
Hey, I wana suck my own cock but I’m not that flexible, can I fuck you and use you as a Human Straw
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