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off the hook

adj.
1. Freed, as from blame or a vexatious obligation: let me off the hook with a mild reprimand.
2. The Shiznit, something noteworthy, outstanding
3. Off the chain
"That That 70's show is off the hook, breh!"
by privatejokr December 22, 2003
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hooker bitch

Hooker Bitch The Queen of Bitches! Hip ,Slick, And Cool Bitch..
Hey!Whats up my Hooker Bitch? You sleezy,slimy, butter-chipping Hooker Bitch..
by Yvonne Isles September 10, 2008
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to pull a "captain bra hook"

To hit one's self in the eye with one's bra
Dude, my girlfriend is such an idiot... she had to pull a "captain bra hook", and now she has to wear an eye-patch....
by the idiot-arse July 3, 2009
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hook-up

When some ass hole comes along, you give him oral and he ignores you for the rest of his douche life. And you die with disguat every time you see him.
Guy:Hey bitch get over here
Girl:what?
Guy:Get over here and give me head
Girl: Okay i guess i have nothing better to do.
they never talk to each other again

i hate hook-ups
by Mollygurl January 6, 2008
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Hook Man

1) Similar in a way to a wing man, the hook man invites random attractive females to a pre-planned party.

2) A scary story you might tell a person's butt hole. Every version of this story is a little different but the ending is always the same. "...and they say the hook man still lives today!" At this time one should curl a finger into the shape of a hook, I prefer the pinky, and wet it by popping your cheek. Then you put that finger in their beautiful beautiful butt hole.
1)
PERSON1: Is Dave running hook man tonight?
PERSON2: Yeah!
PERSON1: This parties gonna be off the hook!

2)
PERSON1: You said you gave her the hook man story last night?
PERSON2: Yeah! Got a butt hole-in-one!
PERSON1: Nice!
by Super__Villain February 12, 2010
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hook up

A sterotypical "no strings attached" kind of thing. Mainly occurs at parties, sometimes spontaneous, more times than others though brought up earlier through conversation or texting. Not completely random, but typically the only people who would hook up with eachother are sex crazed men and easy girls. Talked of highly, which it really is looked down upon by others behind their backs. Usually the two people do not continue conversation with each other after "hooking up" either making out, touching, feeling, sex, anything sexual. Done in private or in public.
LIAM: *texing* hey baby, you wanna hook up at that party tonight? no one will care
ANGIE: okay, cant wait;)
by thatdood1 March 24, 2012
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Captain Hook

A drink consisting of:

2 shots Captain Morgain Spiced Rum
Natural Light (or other light beer)
Lemonade

Pour shots into glass first, then fill halfway with Natty, then fill the rest with lemonade.
Dude, those Captain Hooks last night were crazy delicious!
by LU stoners February 12, 2012
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