Computer hamster

A wireless computer mouse

I got a new computer hamster for my laptop

by Gamerninja March 19, 2026

Disabled hamster

A mentally challenged, woman who went through a postpartum episode.

“That bitch is really a “disabled hamster”

by Criticalchris September 2, 2025

Thirsty hamster

Sucking a dick in the shower to achieve more hydration and to please your partner simultaneously

Oh you're going to shower. Im feelin like a thirsty hamster...

Dude she thirsty hamstered me last night.

by Littlemisssuccubus December 15, 2025

The Wet Hamster

To get a wet sponge and clean off a women's vagina while having oral sex.

I gave her the wet hamster last night!

by Dannielio April 21, 2007

feeding the hamster

The act of putting objects inside the male urethra.

See sounding

After feeding the hamster long enough you can fit a finger in there.

by C. Kret August 5, 2008

bury the hamster

Having unprotected sex with a woman who has a large bush

Man, that chick from the music festival let me bury the hamster!

by Dj McSwiggins August 4, 2017

New Jersey Hamster

When you stick your finger in your partners asshole and let that little rasscle wrestle in their asshole.

I gave William a New Jersey Hamster

by Tim Gates December 12, 2018