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the newest member of the academy is..., he replaced tom conrad on lead guitar. hes australian and very hot, even though he has roller coaster teeth. before he was in the academy is..., he was in a band with butch walker called butch walker and the lets go out tonites. he also has an awesome fedora collection.
tai fan #1: man, it sucks that tomrad had to go
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot
tai fan #2: yeah, but michael guy chislett is pretty damn hot
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Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
Little known fact, most serial killers are Dry Guys.
by jimjayjam October 27, 2011
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"I heard that guy has a bad case of tall guy sass, must've been a midget when he was young."
Person 1:"Bet you can't even dunk."
Person 2:"Don't tall guy sass me."
Person 1:"Bet you can't even dunk."
Person 2:"Don't tall guy sass me."
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An MPI guy is a player who is only interested in stringing you along with the minimal amount of effort required to keep your hopes up in order to stroke his own ego. If you have an MPI guy in your life, it is time to get ruthless and cut him off, because he is stopping you from meeting the world of guys who actually have potential. See that MPI guy for what he is, and kick his ass to the curb so you have more room in your life for something special to come along.
An MPI guy is a player who is only interested in stringing you along with the minimal amount of effort required to keep your hopes up in order to stroke his own ego. If you have an MPI guy in your life, it is time to get ruthless and cut him off, because he is stopping you from meeting the world of guys who actually have potential. See that MPI guy for what he is, and kick his ass to the curb so you have more room in your life for something special to come along.
Suzie began to notice that, throughout their relationship, Alex was just another MPI guy because he never shows genuine interest in her, and he only wants sex.
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