Gentelmans sausage

A word for the male 'genitalia' more specifically the penis NOT the scrotum.

"man her head was on my "Gentelmans sausage"

by Debew October 28, 2012

getting bixlered

getting bixlered- the preterite tense of the more common verb "Bixlering" which refers to the act of disappearing without alerting your peers or friend group. The term "getting bixlered" refers to that moment when a friend, acquaintance or peer mysteriously disappears unexpectedly and unannounced only to turn up later unfazed. The verb can be used in many different forms. For example: To bixler, the act of disappearing unannounced into the night within a foreign city only to return hours later, once again unexpectedly.

The term refers to the late Thomas Bixler, who was known across the land for disappearing and then later revealing himself. Mr. Bixler was believed to be in some sort of secret organization or had special training unbeknownst to his peers whom he attempted to blend in with.

Me: Hey Thomas you down to hit up the bar tonight?
Thomas: Yeah sure whatever man.
Me: And im not in the mood for getting bixlered tonig....
Me: Thomas?
Me: (to group) damn it. We just got bixlered.

by FreckelFart17 August 18, 2013

gettcha

To go get something such as a tool or item.

Go gettcha a hammer and drive that nail

by countryboy1976 November 10, 2013

getting stroked

Being lied to, I.e. Being jerked around, slang referring to male self gratification.

We are getting stroked by this salesman

by Alderspsycho December 14, 2013

getting gronked

When you tear you're MCL. ACL. And getting a conclusion all in one hit.

Doctor: What happened.
Tom: Have you heard of getting gronked.
Doctor: What's that mean.
Tom: When you tear you're MCL ACL and getting a concussion all in the same hit.

by Wannahokealogie December 16, 2013

getting neighbored

You've been neighbored when you watch some 5yr old so the neighbors can probably fuck for a few minutes.

Neighbor's text: "Can you watch Lily for a little while?"

You: (reluctantly) "sure"
Your text to your buddy: "yeah, I'm getting neighbored right now"

Neighbors proceed to get a quick fuck on your watch.

by dudeposs January 23, 2014

Getting Chasm'ed

Giving false information about bicycles with a condescending tone.

I was getting Chasm'ed on Mountain Bike Review when I asked about 29+ wheel sets.

by ChrisGo! October 24, 2014