fleites

fart, sorry to all those with the last name fleites. Don't forget it...EMBRACE IT!!!!!

oh my god, who fleitesed?!

by pudding in a cup. April 27, 2011

fleischer

Fleischer is the name of someone that usually thinks he is strong and good looking, but usually fat and wears ugly clothes. Most of his clothes are most likely fake, and he enjoys to wear tank tops, which he look extra fat and ugly in. The Fleischers are also known to have really wierd and ugly hair.

Fleischer is so fat.
No, not the tank top again.

He looks like a fat guy that drives a trailer for living.

by Lidenfrauden January 26, 2018

suss the flex

When you go to the gym and a member of the opposite (or same) sex is checkin' out your muscles, scopin' the guns, observing your body rip in all its glory.

Suzie went to GoodLife and couldn't help but suss the flex of all the cut-looking bros defining their latissimi dorsi

by 613K January 1, 2011

flexiveganian

A person who is primarily vegan, however, will eat meat and dairy on occassion.

Sally prepared a tofu dish but had some chicken on the side. She is a flexiveganian

by antoinettethediva November 7, 2012

flex shield

A "bro" term for when you tense your muscles up tightly so that you can stand better ground and/or brace yourself before getting hit by something.

Similar to "tensing up".

Muscles usually flexed include:
- pecs
- shoulders
- biceps

"bro I almost got bodied by Chaz but i got the flex shield up in time."
"...sounds like a close call."

by Given Dodis December 28, 2007

Flex Text

Tough talk thru text.

I'm going to beat John up when I see him, for FLEX TEXTING, in the group message with Matt last night.

by Itssja3 August 12, 2016

flex

a guy name ishan

ishan is a flex

by rcatel July 12, 2017