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Broomhead Flats

A majestic trio o’ high-rise palaces proudly scarring the skyline near Dunfermline city centre. These fine establishments boast a rare blend o’ Scotland’s top-tier scatter flats and semi-functioning jakeys, spread majestically across 11 floors. Famed for their panoramic vistas—best enjoyed mid-air—the red block remains the go-to departure lounge for any da who's lost a rammy wi’ the bairn’s maw. Fitba socks oan, roll-up hingin’ fae the gub, and a final ‘aw fuck this’—ye cannae beat tradition.
If ye've never seen a polis chase end in Broomhead Flats, have ye even lived in Fife?
by Red Rose UK February 17, 2025
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B flat

The person who takes it up the ass in gay sex
Used by music lovers

Hey you a b flat
by Bottomle March 2, 2021
mugGet the B flatmug.

Flat tire

When A Car Tire Looks Like A Floppy Penis On The Floor Like Because Of 1 Little Screw Randomly On The Road
by anhandle123 May 22, 2023
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Flat pack kid

Commonly used towards Swedish boys as an attempt of dis-hearten them or bully.
Oh my god Liam u flat pack kid
by Eva_smith_ November 8, 2018
mugGet the Flat pack kidmug.

Flat White to go

After having a coffee enema, anal sex is conducted until ejaculation, leading to a milk coffee coloured liquid spurting out of the anus of the receiver.
I was doing a coffee cleanse and one thing led to another and all of a sudden I had a Flat White to go all over the bed sheets.
by Atari410 February 24, 2025
mugGet the Flat White to gomug.

Flat earther

Globehead: flat earthers are dumb
Flat earther: calls police
by Nonweeb November 11, 2024
mugGet the Flat earthermug.

flat

i am flat that’s why i cant get a boyfriend
i’m flat
by bejenwbejwjw November 24, 2019
mugGet the flatmug.

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