Farm aid

The unholy concoction of food you cook when you come home very drunk at 3 AM. Using almost everything in the kitchen.

Q: “Dude, what the hell did you make last night? It’s smells like burnt ketchup and mushroom soup”
A: “ Farm Aid”

by Isamu Noguchi September 16, 2021

crusty farm hand

Collecting a vast amount of sperm and feces to smear it on your partners back during doggy style

Yea Jessie cheated on me so I just gave her the crusty farm hand and bounced.

by Turdburgelur April 24, 2018

Farm

In British slang: a mental institution. A place where persons of lower mental capacities, or mentally handicapped persons live.

Tom: Did you her about Roy?

Mark: No, what happened?

Tom: He was sent to the farm.

Mark: I hope he's okay, we should visit him.

by The Gaming Monster April 1, 2023

Ant Farm

A small farm that consists of small insects and clear gel.

nigga lemme see dat ant farm of yours.

by Redleader1346 September 3, 2018

Leather Farming

Having sex with a farm girl wearing a leather jacked while using a cow for support.

My nigga Bryce really went leather farming last night.

by HowBahNah October 9, 2018

farm

to mess something up; to screw up badly

I tried to give myself a haircut last night and I totally farmed it

I was making pizza earlier but I farmed it real bad because I forgot the tray in the oven

by KungFuJasper June 16, 2018

organic farming

Old Chinese slang term for spraying chemical at night

“I heard jim has taken up organic farming”

“Yea I seen him out spraying pretty late coming home from the bar”

by Therealbeeftits May 19, 2024