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Facebook Hickey

When a girlfriend or boyfriend (usually girlfriend) constantly tags their partner in facebook posts, and writes "I love you!" and "Can't wait to see you tonight!", etc. on their wall. It is done as a show of territory, usually in a new or troubled relationship.
"Wow, check out the amount of facebook hickeys on Adam's wall from Katie."

"Ha! Too bad his relationship status is still single!"
by nunya0129 July 13, 2012
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Facebook Fapping

When you frequently stalk someone on Facebook (or other social media devices) and use their pictures for sexual entertainment
Person 1: Damn dude, did you see the bikini picture on Aubrey's Facebook page?
Person 2: Not yet, is it hot?
Person 1: Yeah man, I was Facebook Fapping to it all last night.
by Deathmuffin May 15, 2014
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Facebook jihad

A pissed off rant on Facebook aimed at nobody in particular but at everyone who will listen.
When Amy discovered her forsythia bushes were cut back by an upset neighbor she went on Facebook jihad to educate the neighborhood about the wrong done.
by ratco June 18, 2015
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Facebooksturbation

Liking one's own post on Facebook.
I thought my own posts were better than the other ones I saw on facebook, so I had to practice a little facebooksturbation.
by Numbhandluke October 21, 2015
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Facebook

An addicting website that people use a lot while they're having their grades are getting lowered, eyes are becoming irritated, and their fingers are swelling up. Many people on Facebook are looking like they're best friends with people they barely even talk to, and are trying to prove themselves that they are the shit by putting fake photos and videos about themselves but really, they just look like conceited idiots doing a pathetic job proving Facebook friends that they are the shit.
Facebook user: If I post a video of me and one of my friends playing each other in basketball, we're gonna prove to everyone we know on Facebook that we're hot shit!!
by AdomC November 15, 2015
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facebook

A website where people tell you about there problems you dont want to hear about
I hate people who post there problems on facebook
by fr do September 8, 2016
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Facebook obvious

When something is not said but known to be true via FB
What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious
by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017
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