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Ex-mortal

a person who did the impossible
Recently a man survived the holocaust, spanish flu, and now COVID 19 he is an Ex-mortal
by mista2 April 6, 2020
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Fed-ex

An agent of "Big Brother" whom you're no longer "bros" wif.
Having a Fed-ex can be a real double-edged sword --- on da one hand, if you two parted ways amicably, he might be willing to "pull some strings" wif da higher government mucky-mucks on your behalf. But on da other hand, if said breakup was NOT overly pleasant, it could mean dat said stuffed-shirt intel-rep could very likely possess certain knowledge and/or power dat he could use to "make things warm for you".
P.S. A third situation could also be da case if said former heart-throb is now actually an "ex-Fed" --- as in, he's no longer working a government job. Depending on which fellow-officials he knew during his employment and/or why his "lofty" position was terminated, he might or night not still have significant "pull" wif his cronies in Washington, and thus his "heat-creating" powers over you could vary greatly.
by QuacksO March 16, 2023
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ex-freshie

Someone who has been living in an English speaking country (e.g. UK or USA) for a long time (e.g. 15 or 20 years) but still has poor English skills in terms of speaking and writing. Ex-freshies also have a fresh mentality making them very irritable to work or cope with. Typically this person has moved from a eastern country to a western country. (e.g. India to USA, Pakistan to UK)
Ex-freshie Man: I want all my children to get A's for their GSCE's so they can go off to Oxford and they can become lawyers or doctors.

Ex-freshie Woman: Apart from that I want my daughters to learn how to cook and clean and also gain some weight in order to be perfect wives and make babies.
by TwistyTactix18 June 22, 2012
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deus ex muchina

pronounced "day-us ex much-in-uh"; a phrase that calls attention to when something extremely unlikely blatantly happens to move a story along or resolve a seemingly unsolvable problem. This would be an instance of "deus ex machina", but the concept is cliché to the point that it deserves sarcastic observation.
Will: "Can you believe that Liam Neeson immediately found that one guy in the entire Charles de Gaulle airport that marked his daughter for kidnapping, even though the airport handled over 60 million passengers in 2008?"
Lindsey: "I know, right? Uh, hello, deus ex muchina?"
by Braxias976 April 28, 2019
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Ex Appreciation Day

November 8th is Ex Appreciation Day. So Appreciate your exes or beat the shit out of them. I don't give a fuck
by drjoemama21 November 7, 2019
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.exe creepypasta

if it exists, there’s an .exe creepypasta of it. NO EXPECTIONS!
I swear i saw Bob make an .exe creepypasta of himself!
by nutsacktickler69 May 18, 2024
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