text-exed

v., past tense, to have been dumped by your significant other via a text message. Also, text-exing, text-exer.

I got text-exed last night. My girlfriend found that stripper's phone number in my jeans and sent me a text that we were done...

by pm1960 May 26, 2010

kissing ex day

National kissing ex day it’s a day that you can kiss your ex even if he or she is not single

U still like your ex kiss him or her if she or he is mad just say it’s a national kissing ex day

by Kirikou pti April 12, 2018

That ex

The guy who you think you escaped then months later he texting your friends and family tryna get a reaction cz he a dumb ass fool with no friends and drug problems

Why the fuck THAT EX of yours texting me saying I got a fat ass, didn't you dump that piece of shot last year!

Damn girl Matthew mcconnahay is THAT EX that just won't quit!

by CAprincess January 14, 2015

Ex-joke

When someone makes a joke and after everyone’s already laughed keeps saying the same joke until it’s not funny at all anymore. Basically an expired joke.

I really wish john doe would stop using that same ex-joke. Everyone is literally not going to enjoy being around him all day.

by Theyoutuber2001 October 22, 2018

Fuck your ex day

On May 1st Pick your favorite ex and FUCK . FUCK LIKE THERE IS NOT TOMORROW!

Boy: You know we fucking right?

Girl: Your my ex!

Boy: I know but your my favorite ex and I need sum pussy.

Girl : I mean you do give good dick.

Boy: Bet
Girl: Only because it’s Fuck your ex day!

by Xxxporno.xvx.com May 1, 2019

ex-slax

Shorts that have been cut from a pair of pants, i.e. cutoffs.

That guy's wearing ex-slax cut from Dockers.

by ll00l0l January 23, 2011

Not-so-ex

When you had a thing with a guy/girl and the two of you were very close and were almost practically dating but for some reasons you never ended up putting a label on it.

-You'll never guess who I just passed, my not-so-ex!

-Omg, that guy you had a thing with but never ended up dating?
-Yeah... Him... And just to be clear, the girl over there is the one who ruined our so-called relationship...

by ZophSoph July 4, 2020