Ethan

Ethan is the best person you’ll ever meet. He’s humble, strong, and just everything you could ever imagine. He’s there for you even during your darkest times and he knows how to make you laugh. He could talk with you for hours non-stop and you would never get bored. He has saved lives. He lets people know how important they really are. His eyes.. they’re gorgeous. Even though they may only be brown, they’ll be the best brown eyes you’ve ever seen. They’re warm and comforting and assure that everything is ok. His hugs.. you could stand in his arms for hours and he’d never let go. He knows when you need cheering up most. His hands.. the way he holds your hand is the best feeling in the world. Ethan is the type of person who will never leave your side. Ethan is beautiful. He is sensitive though, so be careful not to hurt him. He would compliment you forever, and you could too. There’s so many good things to know about him this definition is getting too long. But, that’s who Ethan is. ♥️

Person 1: Wow, I met this guy, we talked all night and i didn’t even know his name.
Person 2: Did you ever ask for his name?
Person 1: Yeah.. he said it was Ethan

by unconditionaldolanz January 28, 2018

Ethan

THE most gay guy you will ever meet. You can hold penises together or whip out your dick on him and it will fit right at home

Wow.... You Are Such A An Ethan

by 78i747474 October 22, 2018

Ethan

A feral creature that dwells within its room playing his computer mostly a wild cringy creature it feeds on whatever it finds. Literally anything. Their jokes are as retarded as they are.

The Ethan fucking ate a week old chip it found on the ground

by Dull future March 17, 2019

Ethan

When you think of this name, you typically think of a perfect, charming boy. When you first started texting, you friendzon him because you see his pictures and thinks he’s not cute. So one day, he meet in person and realize this dude is sweet, funny, shy, and most importantly cute. Unfortunately this guy turns out to be one of those people that get EVERY girl becaus or his looks. He wants every girls attention. He wants everyone’s love but when he is done with you, he says “go talk to your other boyfriends,” and wants nothing to do with you. He doesn’t care about your feelings so he says “bye” so he doesn’t have to be honest with anything you’re asking. He plays with your feelings and keeps coming back just so he knows his “side hoes” are still there. The definition of Ethan is player, fuckboy, unloyal, and disrespectful to girls. He should learn to grow up and treat them the way the treat him, with love and everything they have. I’m sorry you’re such an Ethan. Grow up:) NOT EVEN CAPPIN BRUH

There was some pretty girls at the skating rink so ETHAN decides to get their snap but after a week dump them and say they ain’t worth his time. Don’t be an ETHAN!

by thiccy nicky:) May 11, 2019

Ethan Phillips

A god of call of duty a killer a supreme overlord

If i saw ethan phillips Id suck him off immediately

by dagger525 November 5, 2020

Ethanphobic

the severe hatred of ethans, and for good reason.

“is that ethan over there?”
“yea, whys he making out with a body pillow version of doctor who…”
“this is why we’re ethanphobic”

by Sx January 30, 2022

Ethaniel

1.A flirtations male who plays guitar, is good at acting, and likes long walks on the beach with crabs.

2. The act of super gluing ones penis to there stomach.

DUDE John fell asleep and i totally just Ethaniel'ed him.

John: Are you going out with susan?
Gary: Naw Ethaniel got her.
John: Ohhhh, sorry man.

by Floyd Narwal. March 29, 2009