Edward j plant

A god fearing drunkard with the remarkable ability to tell countless lies without hesitation

That liar is a real Edward j plant

by Eddie's toy boy Jon February 28, 2020

Ewan Edwards

This guy tends to go for girls who like to get drunk. He then uses his power while they are sleeping. His dad drives round in white vans and invites kids in by offering them hotdogs. he lives on a farm and loves little girls just like his father.

See that guy over there, he’s definitely a Ewan Edwards

by Kidsforlife March 5, 2020

Edward

Edward is someone who is loving kind and could deserve better but instead he lives a horrible life lost a bsf lives in a toxic home but can’t be saved from it.

Edward is so goofy but he’s sad deep down and hides it from everyone

by I wanna cry April 28, 2020

Edward

Edward is a spotty , tubby, ginger cunt who rides a white transit van around primary schools and makes them sit on his minuscule penis for a living he’s often dirty and likes a quick fiddle mostly with kids underage he is usually Muslim and obese

.Omg that Edward is such a paki cunt
.that ukkers sket reminds me of an Edward

by Alfie unad May 10, 2020

Edward Holt

An extremely upper class Jew, holds onto his money very tightly. Beast at War Thunder, in reality is shit. Always the thunder cunt of the team. Never knows who he really is, apart from his tattooed ID on his arm 084658.

That Jew Edward Holt, TO THE CHAMBERS!

by 0m31_memes May 19, 2020

Edward

Guy who has fun with Oliver and everyone else and he enjoys it he’s had so much sex in his life he rapes women on the street

Girl hey
Edward hey lets go see my new bed (I wanna see some pussy)

by Nontaken July 18, 2020

Edward

He is the most amazing, intelligent, handsome and kind person, you will ever met. He always respetc everyone and treat everybody with kindness. He also a really positive person, and loves to help everybody, even when he is not at his best, he can make you smile, SO TREAT HIM WELL, or you will regret it, i'm sure. He is a great kisser and gives the BEST hugs in the intere world, so you'll want to spend a lot time cuddling. He is the best person to talk about everything and nothing, or about what is hurting you, your fellings, dreams, or about music, he has an amazing music taste, and you will probably spend a lot of time talking about it or singing together, and he probably can play something like a guitar, and he is REALLY good at it. He also gives amazing compliments, and at the exactly right time you need it, its unbelieble. He is shy but when you get to know him, or you get closer, everything change. He always support who he loves, and if you are one of them, you have to be really grateful, but you probably are, there is no way not to fall in love with him. He deserves all the good things.

person1: hey, do you know Edward?.
person2: yeah, I know, I'm his gf
person1: omg, you are so lucky, I wish I could have an Edward in my life.
person2: hahaha, yeah, he is amazing, I love him so much.

by sarahendiv August 30, 2020