A character in a hypothetical alternate version of I2-3 conceived by Ace Attorney Circlejerk members
In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
In this better version, Artie Frost (or Issac Dover in the ethical translation) would be named "Duncan Seaman" and he would be dunked in a cum fountain instead of a water fountain
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A businessman by title, a sales and retail guru by trade, and a safari enthusiast at heart.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Always slightly more pleasant with a beer in hand and an elephant in sight.
A rare breed of director who thrives in two places: deep in the African bush and knee-deep in sales chaos.
When he’s in the bush, he’s calm.
When he’s in the office… just kidding, he’s hardly ever in the office.
He’s a typical Joburg private school boytjie - with a brain full of business strategy, bushveld wisdom, and fun stories. When he’s around, you'll get 'wild' stories, sharp insights, and probably a motivational chat that low-key changes your life.
Also known to hate typos – but never checks for his own.
When he’s not in the bush, he’s not in his happy place, and trust me, you’ll feel it.
Suddenly, your to-do list triples, and you’re replying to his 10th typo-riddled email in two hours.
Still, when it all feels like too much, when the deadlines pile up or life throws a curveball, he’s the one you turn to. Reliable, wise, and always ready to listen (if he is available).
The kind of mentor who doesn’t just guide you, but shapes your journey.
Duncan "Bush"stead is a rare. And if you are lucky enough to cross paths with one, he is someone you will never forget. He leaves a lasting impact that will settle in your heart, where it will stay.
by RoelienLoots June 26, 2025
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- Yes, a lot of drugs and some lunch.
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- Yes, a lot of drugs and some lunch.
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"Oh that's just George's foot, some sort of fungal infection apparently, we refer to it as Dench Foot"
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