Douchebag

A douchebag is the leftover liquid that comes out of a woman’s twat after she douches. So basically when you call someone a douche bag your saying they are as nasty as the liquid that flows out a dirty twat when a woman is trying to clean her stinky Pussy. It’s not a very nice thing to be called actually meaning your rather nasty.

Why do you have to act like such a douchebag?

I can’t stand when people act like a douchebag for no reason.

I can’t stand that dude, he reminds me of a douchebag

by SusieQ Ball March 19, 2022

Douchebag

Niggas name Daniel

Guy 1:that nigga Daniel is a douchebag
Guy 2:that man has the virgin stride

by FuckDaniel June 22, 2019

Tijuana douchebag

A bar shot. The douche "In" - one part silver tequila, splash of vinegar. The washed "Out" - pinch of salt (sweaty cooch), dash of Tobasco. All are mixed together as a shooter. For full visual affect shoot through the crotch of a pair of panties. Great as an icebreaker.

Ice breaker line - "Hey there, how about lending me your panties for a Tijuana douchebag?"

by Dark alley traveler March 31, 2010

Douchebag Wikipedia

The Bob and Tom Show's, specifically Josh Arnold's, definition of the Urban Dictionary

Isn't the Urban Dictionary the definition of the Douchebag Wikipedia?

by Phil Mondor September 14, 2022

Schrodingers Douchebag

Someone who says something stupid and decides if it was a joke or not based on the reaction they get.

OP: Guys the electro fingering glove is Canon.

Everyone else: Uh what the fuck?

OP: Calm down it's just a joke.

Everyone else: okay schrodingers douchebag.

by Shittin' November 13, 2023

Douchebag's Threesome

Sleeping with two separate partners within one 24 hour period. This is most commonly done without either partner knowing about the other.

Bro, I had a douchebag's threesome after you left the party last week.

by dude who fucks March 30, 2022

DoucheBag

A individual asks questions with his or her nose.

That Douchebag is making us uncomfortable.

by Forgetabout_it1408 August 31, 2025