Douchebag

A hairy 18-year-old male named Joshua. Often seen playing Pokemon or petting a dog.

Person 1: Man, that douchebag goes to my school.
Person 2: You mean Josh?
Person 1: Yeah.

by NotAGuyNamedLogan January 19, 2022

douchebag

a complete fucking pretentious asshole with an over aggrandized sense of entitlement.
can be a man or a woman.

you sir are a douchebag!

that fucking loser douchebag bitch thinks that her feelings, wants and needs are more important than everyone else's!

by limeade girl December 7, 2016

douchebag supreme

Anyone exhibiting traits or lack of abilities similar to Tim Lankin, a supreme douchebag.

Ryan Seacreast is a douchebag. Tim Lankin is a douchebag supreme

by The Timmeh May 14, 2015

douchebag

somebody that wears white glasses or has that white g shock watch.

man he is such a douchebag, look at him in his white glasses and that g shock!

by qwerty boii February 16, 2019

Double douchebag

Two pricks that are douchebags

Ah crap the Double douchebag's are here

by Eden0phoenix November 27, 2021

Douchebag

Someone who is used by hoes to clean their pussies.

Poor guy got used as a Douchebag by the ho at taco bell to clean her pussy.

by RandomThoughtguy January 8, 2024

Schrödinger's Douchebag

A guy who says offensive things and decides whether he was joking based on the reaction of people around him.

Dude 1: I think this DEI shit is getting way stupid!
Dude 2: Are you kidding me? You think it's stupid to give oppressed people a helping hand in life?
Dude 1: Nah, man; I was just kidding!
Dude 2: Nice deflection, Schrödinger's Douchebag.

by k80theshade April 14, 2025